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🗓️ 28 March 2022
⏱️ 91 minutes
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0:00.0 | Okay, so picture it. |
0:01.3 | I'm at the computer. |
0:02.6 | I'm at a very, very generic website. |
0:05.3 | Target of the ad comes up, all beige, a camel background, right? |
0:10.2 | And the following text appears in Stark White. |
0:13.5 | Ask about the curve. |
0:15.5 | Find a specialized urologist. |
0:18.2 | The curve of your prostate? |
0:20.5 | Dear sweet Erica, they're not talking about their prostate. |
0:22.8 | They're talking about your dick. |
0:26.1 | Oh, I see, I see, I see. |
0:27.8 | So are you concerned about the curve of your penis? |
0:30.8 | Yeah, like, do you have a curved penis and you want it straightened out? |
0:33.5 | This feels vaguely homophobic. |
0:35.0 | That's all I have to say. |
0:40.9 | Okay. This feels vaguely homophobic. That's all I have to say. Okay, we need to talk about what you were looking at to get this targeted ad. |
0:45.3 | I was legit on like the AV club or something. |
0:48.3 | Yeah, but or what were you looking at earlier? |
0:52.0 | Were you, were you Googling, how perpendicular can my penis get before I have to be worried? |
0:59.4 | If it's a U-turn, is that a problem? |
1:02.6 | If it makes a hard L, is that an issue? |
1:05.1 | Yeah. Hey, I'm Paul. |
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