little mediocre flea

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Eric Tomorrow

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🗓️ 4 August 2010

⏱️ 2 minutes

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track 4 of 4 from neil in toronto.

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0:15.0	Boom boom boom boom mum mum mam mam mam ma i aa aa Cool! I like fireworks, I like things exploding. I also like beards. I'm now a proud member of Beard Team USA.
0:18.0	Are you serious? My beard is magnificent. It's luxurious.
0:21.0	It is very sparkly.
0:22.0	I'm not seeing a lady get so excited about beards.
0:24.4	Are you conditioning?
0:25.6	Should I have a lick?
0:26.8	Dude, it's salty.
0:27.6	It's not bad.
0:28.4	It's salty though.
0:29.2	That's enough beer talking.
0:30.3	You know what else no one likes?
0:31.4	I know.
0:32.4	A do-it- yourself, sex exchange.
0:33.0	Everyone likes that. Say it.
0:35.0	If you're a w w wendry wiz-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s There it is! Here's the deal.
0:43.0	Fuck the sea darts.
0:44.0	I'm fully behind it.
0:45.0	Big lumpy and stupid.
0:46.0	Claim up their nuts.
0:48.0	Are you on crack? Because it's so much fun.
0:50.0	Fuck you. Don't take the side of the sea dirt.
0:52.0	They will eat the shit out of you.
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