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Hello and welcome back to Cold Leader. I'm your Cold Leader Spencer Henry and this is a little

leader where I read the stories that you send to me. If you have a story you'd like to share

with the cult, send it on over to Spencer at coldleader.com and you might just hear it on an upcoming

episode. Now that that's out of the way, hello, hi, missed you guys last week and we have

so much to catch up on. Spoiler alert, we have to talk about the patient. So skip ahead 30 seconds if

you don't want me to ruin it for you, but what the fuck? I mean, listen, I knew Sam had no empathy

and it would have been very much a lifetime movie ending if they let Steve Carell's character live,

but I was sitting in a hotel room in Boston. Getting ready for the day, the episode had just come out.

Olivia was next to me and I was like watching the final episode and I was yelling, like how people

yell at football on TV. I was yelling at the show like, why? No, why? I was so attached to Alan

and there were so many moments when I wanted him to just like flip out and kill Sam. I mean, he'd

been sharpening that fucking pointment container for who knows how long. There were so many clippingers

on this season, just the devastation of even when he tried to hide the note in that one body's mouth

and that body didn't end up being, oh, it's just horrible. Terrible. That great show loved it.

Can't wait. Hope they come back for a second season and that's really the only show I kept up

with while I was gone. I did watch Barbarian the other night, which is a new movie. It was on,

I think HBO is where I watched it, but I was also yelling the whole time because the main character

is just like your typical horror movie dumbass going places you shouldn't, including but not

limited to an Airbnb that is already occupied with a stranger inside and a spooky basement would

not be me. I would a not entered a house that was already being occupied by somebody else.

And if I did, the last thing I'm gonna do is split up and then go try and find somebody in a basement

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