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Hello and welcome back to Cult Leader. I'm your Cult Leader Spencer Henry and this is a little leader where I read the stories that you send to me and I'm late and I'm so sorry. I just got back from...

I went to the Getty Museum today and as a result, this is what happened. I am now late. Cult Leaders are usually pre-recorded a few days ahead.

Little Leaders sometimes really depends on how the week goes. But a lot of times I like to record Little Leaders live on Fridays because I can recap like what I watched this week or any news that I want to update you guys with.

I like to record them on Fridays but this morning I got a text, I got an invite to go to the museum and I was like, you know what? That actually sounds nice. I'm going to take the afternoon off, I'm going to go to the museum.

So it is now Friday night. I will edit it tomorrow morning and put it out. So if you're listening on Saturday now, happy Saturday. Hope your Friday was swell.

I just had the weirdest thing happen. I was going to record this little leader tomorrow morning and just edit upload everything. But then I was like, no, I need to tell the cult babes what just happened.

I come home from the museum, I have one package. It was a package I was expecting. I was like, wonderful. I've been waiting for this. Open it up. It's exactly what I order. Okay.

I'm laying in bed and I get a text from one of my friends and she's like, hey, did you get my package? And I was like, no, I don't think so.

I go out front and low and behold, there is another package. So I bring it inside. I open it and it's like a self help book. It was written by these two psychologists.

I don't even want to get into what it was. But I get this self help book and I sent her a picture of it and I was like, is this what you sent me? And she was like, LOL, no.

I sent you a microphone for hot dog. I was like, does miniature microphone for hot dog. I don't know what the mixup was because she sent me her Amazon order.

And it was the dog microphone and it said it was being sent to me and that it was delivered to me. There must have been some sort of mixup.

I don't know what the Amazon warehouse or what, but now I have the self help book sitting in my kitchen. Prior to my friend texting me, when I opened up the self help book, I started texting everyone I know in my close circle.

Like, hey, did you send me this book? I mean, love a self help book. But I'm like, it does. I feel like I've been in a pretty good place.

I just got a new therapist. I'm pretty happy. Pretty high on life right now. I was just like, who would send me? I'm texting my dad. I'm like, dad, did you send me this self help book? He's like, nope. I didn't send it.

And so I asked my friend, you know how Amazon will send you a picture when they deliver something? I was like, will you send me that picture?

And she sends it to me and it's the same packaging. So there was a mixup and I ended up with the self help book. And then of course in my head, I was like, what if I read it and I become obsessed with it?

And then I want to become like a self help guru or like self help coach. And I'm like, what if this book was written by Coltis? And that's how I know I've just been doing this shit too long. Did any of that make sense?

Long story short, the too long don't read is that my friend sent me a package. I ended up getting something entirely different than it was supposed to be. And I was very confused.

Still am. I'm gonna read the book because how could I not now? Right? This is like divine intervention. Very bizarre.

It was a real big mystery for about two hours of my life this evening. But now here I am. And I mean, what else can I say? I don't really think I have a lot to fill you guys in on. I watched that show about Elizabeth Holmes on Who Loose, starring Amanda Sifred.

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