literally the cringiest kid IN THE UNIVERSE.. (FULL STORYTIME)
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Connor Pugs
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🗓️ 29 November 2025
⏱️ 240 minutes
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literally the cringiest kid IN THE UNIVERSE.. (FULL STORYTIME)
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| 0:00.0 | Have you ever wondered what a sandwich sounds like? |
| 0:03.0 | Not much to it is there? |
| 0:06.0 | Unless of course it's a Walker's sandwich. |
| 0:10.0 | Mmm, that is good. Now that's what Asani should sound like. |
| 0:15.0 | Go all crisp in with walkers. |
| 0:18.0 | Delicious. |
| 0:20.0 | What's up guys? |
| 0:21.1 | Welcome back to a brand new story. |
| 0:23.1 | Today we have a story of a kid in the subscribers class who keeps on bragging about how he has a |
| 0:28.8 | real job, but he's just a Discord moderator. |
| 0:31.9 | But then the kids and the subscriber in the subscribers class learn that the Discord |
| 0:37.0 | mod has a girlfriend slash kitten |
| 0:40.0 | slash whatever cringe thing you want to call it and let's just say that it is a very uh |
| 0:45.9 | sus situation it is very very chris hansony if you if you're catching my drift without a |
| 0:52.7 | youtube being big mad at me so yeah with that being said, leave a like in the video to claim your free nothing, and let's jump right into the story. So anyways, we're going to call the subscriber who submitted the story Aiden. So there's a kid in Aden class who we're legitimately just going to call him the Discord mod. I'm not going to give him a name, I'm just simply going to call them the Discord mod. Here's the thing. No disrespect to the Discord mods in general, |
| 1:15.2 | because I have a Discord server and some really great people mod that staff. But there's definitely, |
| 1:20.6 | definitely a certain characteristic. Like you can, when I say Discord mod to you, you kind of have an |
| 1:27.2 | image that pops into your head. have an image that pops into your |
| 1:28.3 | head so whatever image that pops into your head make them even worse and then multiply that by seven |
| 1:34.2 | and you have the discord mod in this story so anyways there's a kid who comes in a class every single |
| 1:39.9 | day he wears the exact same anime hoodie and, he wears the same outfit every single day. |
| 1:47.0 | He has this stained, greasy, kind of like crusty at this point, |
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