You know, if you're listening to this right now, you're already a part of the weirdo family,

but there is a deeper, darker corner of this family, and it's called the official weirdos.

For just five bucks a month, official weirdos get every episode of Weird Darkness completely commercial-free.

They get bonus episodes every single week that nobody else hears.

They get chapters of the audiobooks I'm narrating,

and they hear those chapters before the authors and publishers I'm narrating them for,

really, before the people who hired me. Every weeknight, official weirdos and I gather for a live premiere chat. We listen to the new episode dropped together and talk about whatever's

on our minds while it plays. It's the closest thing to sitting in the studio with me.

Official weirdos also get direct access to me through personal messaging.

Plus, inside news about the show and what I'm working on that nobody else hears about.

All of that for just five bucks a month.

And if you want to go deeper, there are higher tiers, loyal weirdos and avowed weirdos,

where free weirdDarkness merchandise

starts showing up at your door every three months.

Stickers, mugs, posters, t-shirts, tote bags, hoodies, you'll see everything when you visit

the page.

If any of that sounds like you're kind of weird, had to Weirddarkness.com slash official

and join the family.

That's weirddarkness.com slash official.

The other official weirdos are anxious to meet you. I'd insert an evil laugh here, but I think

that'd probably be a bit over the top. This is a special listener terrors episode.

The stories sent in by you are micro-terror listeners.

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