Listener Tales 100: Bridal Edition!

Morbid

Ash Kelley & Alaina Urquhart

Dark History, Comedy, Paranormal, True Crime

4.5 • 95.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Weirdos!! It's the 100th Listener Tales, and it's brought to you by spooky brides! We're serving up some wedding themed listener tales that are brought TO you, BY you, FOR you, FROM you, and ALLLLL about you! Today we're also offering up a side of ACTUAL terror when unknown sounds make us wonder if a story inadvertantly opened the hellmouth up in the Podlab! LISTEN to this (nearly)Nicholas-free version on all podcast platforms OR WATCH the Nicholas version on Youtube on 7/31/2025! (You don't want to miss it! Nicholas had us cackling!) If you’ve got a listener tale please send it on over to [email protected] with “Listener Tales” somewhere in the subject line- and if you share pictures- please let us know if we can share them with fellow weirdos! :)

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0:00.0	Hey weirdos, it's Ash. Before we dive into today's twisted tale, let me tell you about the spooky perks of Wondery Plus.
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0:10.8	So don't wait, try Wondery Plus today. You can join Wondery Plus in the Wondery app or in Apple Podcasts or Spotify.
0:18.2	You're listening to a Morbid Network podcast.
0:24.4	Travis fell in love with the perfect woman.
0:27.5	Beautiful, understanding.
0:29.7	Available 24-7.
0:31.5	There was just one catch.
0:34.3	She wasn't human.
0:35.8	Binge all episodes of Flesh and Code early and ad-free right now on Wondry Plus.
0:41.4	Hey, weirdos, I'm Ash.
0:43.3	And I'm Elena.
0:44.2	And this is Morbid.
0:46.9	Music. Listener Tales is brought to you, by you, for you, from you, and all about you, amen.
1:06.3	Woo!
1:07.1	And it's bride edition.
1:08.5	It's Brad Edition.
1:09.5	I am a dead bride.
1:44.2	I am Grace from Ready or Not. If you haven't seen that, you should see that. You got to see that movie. So good. Yeah, I love that movie. Yes. This is the fourth time that I've dressed up as a dead bride because in my childhood, I dressed up as a dead bride. I've probably said this before, but if you're new here, you didn't know. Yeah. You're a dead bride quite a bit growing up. And that was your go-to and you nailed it. Do you know what? I feel so bonita right now. Yeah, she feels the best she's ever felt right now. I want to wear this. I just want to be, maybe this is who I am. I think it might be who you are. Maybe it's who I am.
1:40.8	Yeah. Yeah, I was going to be Lydia Dietz, but my costume wasn't going to come in time. I said, what the fuck am I going to do? And then I said, I mean, I have my dress that I took my engagement pictures in. So we might as well ruin it. I guess I could cover it in blood. I've never worn it again. Yeah, why not?
1:42.3	Trash the dress.
1:42.7	Yeah.
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