Listener Stories: Vol. 98

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2024

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Christmas tiiiiimeeee is hereeee. Happy December everyone! This month Eva has collected an awesome and wild batch of stories for us from SWAT team and police standoffs, to men in the ceiling and grandpas in the floorboards, plus some aeronautical engineer insights into UFOs? It’s a doozy! So may the aliens be friendly when they approach us and cheers to kicking off the last month of the year… and that’s why we drink! Don’t miss the last chance to see our Pour Decisions Tour for this year in San Francisco and San Diego THIS WEEK! Get your tickets at: www.andthatswhywedrink.com/live ______________________ Exclusive $45-off Carver Mat at http://AuraFrames.com Use code DRINK at checkout to save! This exclusive Black Friday Cyber Monday deal is their best of the year, so don’t miss out! Pretty Litter’s amazing! You have to try it. Save 20% on your first order and get a free cat toy with code ATWWD at https://PrettyLitter.com/atwwd To take advantage of their best sale of the year for up to 30% off your entire order, go to Blueland.com/DRINK Cut your wireless bit to just 15 bucks a month for the first 3 months as a new customer by going to MintMobile.com/DRINK Stop putting off those doctors appointments and go to Zocdoc.com/DRINK to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Christmas time is here
0:14.0	Fossofa Foss of Faw
0:19.0	Foss of Foss of Foss of Foss of Fee So forth Thank you for So forth
0:21.6	So forth
0:22.6	So forth
0:23.6	What is our What is our body and blood of Christ?
0:41.3	Uh, well, actually, I'm following the Catholic tradition by drinking the blood right here.
0:48.3	Oh.
0:49.3	Just do a little transubstantiation and, ooh, type O.
0:54.8	Delicious.
1:01.2	If you had to be, like, if you had to, like, what is your body of Christ and your blood of Christ?
1:02.0	Like, like, my, like, my blood of Christ.
1:04.1	Christine.
1:05.2	Of Christine.
1:06.0	Like, if I had to pick for myself, my blood of Christ is Dr. Pepper.
1:14.3	Oh, good. That would be a contender.
1:21.5	My body of Christ. Jesus already took wine. My body of Christ, I think, would be a really good baked mac and cheese or a chocolate cover strawberry. That's...
1:27.5	Today, mac and cheese, baked mac and cheese.
1:29.4	What would your body and blood be?
1:30.8	It's starting to sound a lot like also your death row meal, you know?
1:34.9	I feel like maybe there is a crossover there.
1:37.5	Yeah, I would say food-wise, it would probably be like mustard or something very...
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