Listener Stories: Vol. 92

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | QCODE

True Crime, Milkshakes, Comedy, Wine, Society & Culture, Paranormal

4.8 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME TO OUR BIRTHDAYS MONTH!! We're just vibing but don't worry we're also buying ourselves lots of presents. Speaking of gift-giving, Eva has delved into the bowels of our inbox to find the most specific stories as gifts to each of us this year, what a sneaky witch (not to be confused with the Stinky WitchTM). Join us on this birthday crawl space party that includes tea on the Duggars, onions glitching in the matrix and peeing your astral pants, among many other stories you all have sent in on our absolute favorite subjects. Don't forget to keep an eye on your body while you're astral projecting! ...and that's why we drink! It's our birthdays and we think you should treat yourselves to a live show and/or our new book! andthatswhywedrink.com/live bit.ly/hranextstop

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0:00.0	It is your birthday and that means it is your birthday and that means it's my birthday.
0:19.0	It's your birthday happy happy birthday to you go M. Oh. How about happy? How about happy?
0:28.7	How about happy? Gilmore? Gilmore.
0:34.0	Not birthday.
0:36.0	Two.
0:38.0	Oh no, I know.
0:40.0	We already have a call and response. We can't add another laggie online call and response. I refuse.
0:48.0	That's wild you just don't want to have fun. That's kind of crazy.
0:50.0	It's sound like a 33 year old.
0:52.0	I don't know how many times I have to tell you that.
0:54.0	All right well that's fine. I'll and I'll celebrate myself over here that's fine.
0:59.0	How does it feel to be so close to 33?
1:08.0	You know, I just have to remind myself,
1:09.0	Taylor Swift is a year older than me,
1:11.0	and it makes me feel better.
1:12.0	So how does it feel that's true yeah yeah for me I'm
1:17.4	struggling because I don't even think I ever once said this year, oh I'm 31. And so to say 32, I feel like, oh, I haven't even done
1:27.1	the 31 thing yet. Yeah. Yeah. Also, 32 feels like an actual adult. Like, and I'm sitting here like in my like trouble I'm I'm sitting here like in my like trouble I know but the
1:39.2	further away I get from from teen and college kids approval the the more it hurts I'm just like oh yeah that
1:46.8	part I think that ship has sailed yeah yeah yeah anyway that's that's how I feel. I think it's just like the realization of like oh, I am not invincible and I'm not as cool as I thought it was but whatever.
2:02.4	Huh, and because of that, I'm going to eat a lot of cake.
2:08.0	And not only that, I'm going to eat, not just a lot of cake, I'm going to eat
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