Listener Stories: Vol. 80

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

It's our birthday month and Eva told us this is a redemption episode from last year's birthday "surprise"... can you guess the theme? We've got some great, creepy stories to help celebrate us, and all you fellow Geminis out there, everything from a birthday ghost hunt to haunted kids' toys to a chance Vegas encounter with one Mr. Bagel Bites. Happy Gemini Season, everyone! And that's why we drink! Thank you to everyone who helped make this round of live shows so special! We can't believe it's already over. Stay tuned for more dates coming in the future... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Wait, is that how it goes? It's... wait, you mean...
0:17.0	Happy birthday to you. No? No, we sang one at school that was really weird and it was like
0:24.0	happy birthday. It's your birthday. Happy birthday to you. Oh, I might have made... I also might have
0:32.4	invented that. So anyway, happy birthday, Em. Happy birthday. I was trying to think of a song I know
0:37.6	to serenade you, but you got it. You nailed it. Happy birthday. I'm glad you sang it not me. And what
0:45.6	do you think your flavored cake is going to be this year? Because we haven't gotten to eat them yet.
0:51.5	Oh, Blaze said he's already planning it and I don't know. Oh my God. Yes, he already knows. He already
0:58.6	apparently... So remember our boguards show that that cake we received, that beautiful from Lulu's
1:08.1	bakery and apparently the woman who runs it remembered that I had gotten Lyona's first birthday cake
1:13.7	there. And so Blaze has already reached out to get my my birthday cake there. But I don't know the
1:19.1	flavor though. So I'm kind of excited, but I'm guessing maybe... I mean, would it be the same as
1:25.6	Lyona's cake and our cake? I can't remember. Okay. I got it. What about you? I don't know. I don't even know
1:31.5	what... Raspberry maybe? Something like that? Raspberry for a cake. Raspberry? Yeah. Of course you'd
1:39.2	pick something. That's not that weird. It's not like chocolate, you know. Well, yeah, I mean,
1:45.9	it's not chocolate. It's refined. It's refined. It's not like birthday party cake. I mean, yeah. I
1:52.0	mean, oh my gosh, fine. Then what's your cake going to be? I mean, you're going to get equally
1:58.1	upset with me because... Oh wait, maybe Red Velvet. Sorry, I just looked at her menu. I fucking love Red
2:02.7	Velvet. I can't stand red. You and I are taste or just crazy. What is going on? I thought maybe
2:06.8	that one we'd agree on. My mind was blown way too late in life when I was told it's just chocolate.
2:12.8	But I like extra chocolate with red food coloring. But I feel like I can taste the red food coloring
2:16.9	or something. And it may be a chance. Yeah, I can't. Sometimes it does have a... Yeah,
2:20.7	sometimes it has a weird flavor if they put too much. But I feel like you got it like to make
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