Hello and welcome to Beach Shusandhi Water 2 at the podcast where we read the

worst reviews in the most dramatic fashion. I'm X-Seen. And I'm Xandhi. Today we

have a very special episode. We're reading negative reviews of podcasts. It's

about time. What are we? What are we? What are we? What do you bring to the table?

What are we reviewing first? Well first before I read a review I would love to

play a little bit from one of the main podcasts. I have tons of reviews from. Oh

great. Yeah. Alright, let's do that. Let's roll it.

Oh, Christine. It's a fool. Oh, you are also foolish. I was trying to think of

another thing, but I can't fool. Fool. Fool. Foolish mortals. Isn't that a

thing? Oh, maybe it's from the Disney movie. Haunted mansion. I never saw it. Oh

Christine. I've been on the ride. That makes you the biggest fool. I'm due to

Claire. It's four seconds in and I'm already the biggest fool of them all. How

are you on this foolish day? My favorite little prankster. Do you do a prank? No. I've

never. I feel like April Foolsay is the day like she's like the little engine who

could, you know, like she really wants to be up there with the big dogs and the world

of holidays. But no one really takes her seriously. Maybe it's because it's literally

April Foolsay. Am I dead? This year learned that what April Foolsay was. And I'm so afraid.

Like I'm so I'm so my brother was like, do you know what this means? Like we have to be

on high alert because he's gonna, I like, I'm worried that like 60, 70 years of not knowing

what April Foolsay is and then discovering it in the year 2023 is gonna. He's just gonna

text you every day. I'm moving back and I'm gonna need a place to stay. He's like, I'm

living in your garage now. I yeah, I don't know what's gonna happen, but I don't feel

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