Listener Stories: Vol. 70

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Armchair August! We're surprising Em with the theme they demanded and then forgot about. They got a little tangled in their own puppet strings but don't worry, Em's just the puppet master and really the puppets are playing Em. And we were blown away by all of your armchair stories! We hear from folks who saw faceless men who froze to death glaring from their Lay-Z-Boy, had their sheets caught in an armchair full of ghostly withered arms, had yearly lucid dreams of embroidered armchairs and dangerous scarecrow men on Halloween, and even had their lives saved by an outdoor rocking armchair! Should we keep it going with Ottoman Autumn? ...and that's why we drink! Don't forget to get tickets to our 2nd Annual Cryptids Unscripted Poetry Slam and Charity Auction! momenthouse.com/cryptidsunscripted Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to September, Christine, what are you eating?
0:13.8	It's actually August.
0:15.4	Damn it, it's August.
0:17.8	I'm eating goldfish and I want to tell you that before you hopped on and graced us
0:25.8	with your presence, even I were going through, do you know the theme of today?
0:32.2	No.
0:33.2	Okay, well you will.
0:35.2	Oh, okay, don't look, but you will.
0:38.6	Okay, is it Scorpios?
0:41.1	No.
0:42.1	Is it snacking?
0:43.1	Is it, but it's not September?
0:45.6	Like I thought it was.
0:46.8	It's not September, so you're finally getting on board with that element of this episode
0:52.0	or this still August.
0:53.6	No, so we were talking about the theme and we were trying to think of like, oh, well,
0:58.3	next month is spooky season starting September is beginning, September as I like to say.
1:07.7	And we have this fun little idea and I think maybe our listeners will know what to do.
1:14.8	They should submit their stories because I decided our theme for next month for September
1:20.2	is spooky scandals.
1:22.4	Oh, so anybody got some spooky scandals to send our way?
1:27.8	Anything like, like hush hush that your family has kept secret or anything like that.
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