Listener Stories: Vol. 68

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

It's birthday season, we're feeling ghoulish and we're here for some feral chaos! This month for our birthdays Eva went all out with a wild and irreverent theme: armchairs. We're just kidding but step aside, Geminis, Scorpios have the floor today and are cursing this birthday month. Also, should we put out some new meatball themed merch and call it "gabaghoul"? Lastly, please do send us all your armchair themed scary stories... and that's why we drink! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I know we just started.
0:07.0	Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you.
0:18.0	Go and it's your birthday. Happy birthday.
0:22.0	You can stop me whenever because I'm going to go.
0:24.0	I'm going to say now M. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
0:31.0	Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Happy birthday.
0:37.0	Two M. Shults only.
0:39.0	Oh, I'll take it. It's wrong, but whatever.
0:44.0	I am very sad, but I think you all.
0:48.0	We both don't be surprised. I can't process that I'm having a birthday.
0:52.0	I have. Oh, my God. Here we go.
0:55.0	You can say here we go. You only get like, as soon as this comes out,
0:58.0	you only get like two more days going, oh, my God.
1:01.0	So I'm excited for you to be done with that.
1:03.0	And you're excited to be done with me causing a request.
1:08.0	How are you besides being just wired on caffeine right now?
1:12.0	Listen, M and I recorded rituals earlier and I was telling Eva like,
1:16.0	he should have seen me. I was really, I like my, I was under-caffeinated.
1:20.0	My hair was soaking wet. I had no makeup. I was just like, I was like stumbling over my words.
1:25.0	It was a disaster, not a disaster, but I was, I was kind of a mess.
1:29.0	And then we started this Zoom like an hour later and I'm just, I'm, I'm ready to rumble.
1:35.0	I came in with a very aggressive attitude.
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