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🗓️ 1 June 2021
⏱️ 51 minutes
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0:00.0 | Happy birthday. It's your birthday. Happy birthday to you |
0:16.6 | Christine's only gonna do that for 45 minutes and then we will get into our stories |
0:21.4 | Well, what about fine you're not asking for me for forty I'll tell you the one that my mom always does |
0:26.1 | It's maybe other people have heard it. She's the only person I've heard it from but it wouldn't when she's long gone |
0:34.6 | This will still be the song that hunts my nightmares every birthday ready. Oh, okay |
0:39.3 | Kings and queens and princes who want to wish the best to you. So what do you say? What do you say? What do you say? Happy birthday to you? |
0:46.6 | No, I'm not so much. It sounds like I'm at like I had an outdoor restaurant and wait for you to sing to me and it already gives me so much anxiety |
0:55.9 | It sounds like everyone's in costume. I can't deal with it actually my mother has been in many a costume while singing this to me also just to be clear |
1:03.4 | But have been queens and what? |
1:05.4 | Prince is to not the princesses. They know better. They know better |
1:08.9 | They're like I am not at the Chuckie. They're on Twitter upstairs. They they have a come downstairs to greet the family yet |
1:14.9 | I'm happy 3.0. Thank you. I I feel pretty pretty old now and I can't even drink so it's kind of you should |
1:26.3 | Next year, I think I'm gonna do a a redo like like a like a 30th do over since this year |
1:33.5 | I don't really get to party. You're gonna reign on my parade. I get it. That's fine. Excuse me. Okay. I don't get a parade |
1:39.2 | Okay, because it's my 30th |
1:41.1 | No, you have a little baby who's gonna parade right out of you and I know I'm pretty into my kidneys, but that's about it |
1:46.6 | Okay, so I want to do I want to have a birthday party for my 30th. I don't think it's gonna happen |
1:51.6 | So next year if you're promising me next year for your birthday |
1:55.4 | Which will be the same weekend as my birthday that there's a reason to celebrate then that's good enough for me |
2:00.0 | I think you told me you have a thing with Linda and princesses and kings and whatever so I |
2:04.3 | Would you come in to have plans to be clear like you I've already demanded that you attend remember but nobody's coming here for me |
2:11.5 | So I'm just saying I'm gonna have to do a redo. I was I've asked you a million times. Don't say that if you don't mean it |
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