E226 Poisonous Sharks and the Patchsquatch

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2021

⏱️ 118 minutes

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Summary

It's that time of year again... it's our birthdays episode!! And we've come to realize that we are the poisonous sharks that lie in your 30s. Please drink some wine and eat a steak on our behalf. In honor of our twin flames, Em covers a part cryptid, part demon goat creature that's suspiciously similar to Christine, known commonly as America's Hircine Shifter. Then Christine brings us one of the most gruesome and biggest bummers of a story she could have on our birthdays in the Wichita Massacre. We're also already planning our birthdays next year so see you in 365 fucking days because it's going to get weird on Em's 30th... and that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Go to Canva.me/atwwd to get your FREE 45-day extended trial! If you love great storytelling, find “Strange and Unexplained with Daisy Eagan”wherever you get your podcasts!Go to Curology.com/drink for a free 30-day trial, just pay for shipping and handling!Start feeling better with Feals. Become a member today by going to Feals.com/drink and you'll get 50% off your first order with free shipping!Go to FunctionofBeauty.com/DRINK to take your quiz and save 20% on yourfirst order!Receive $15 off your first Public Goods order with NO MINIMUM purchase. Just go to publicgoods.com/DRINK or use code DRINK at checkout! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It's like a fucking jump scare attraction.
0:13.6	Hello everybody.
0:15.8	We are recording our computer just yelled that we're recording.
0:19.4	Apparently Zoom now has a new, I guess it's a safety feature.
0:22.0	I don't know, but it's safe to hear.
0:24.2	Safety feature.
0:25.2	I like safety feature.
0:26.2	It's a beware.
0:27.2	It's a beware.
0:29.6	I'm called the voice bombastic.
0:31.3	It screams this media is now being recorded into your ears.
0:34.6	It's only screams at the decibel that makes your entire body jump out of its skin.
0:38.0	It does.
0:39.0	It we were prepared for it and it still like shook us to our core.
0:43.0	And the reason I stopped and started after we recorded the ads is that I still don't have
0:46.8	a laptop and I still don't have a video recording and I was up all night panicking like how am
0:51.6	I going to get this video on YouTube and then I thought there's only one way.
0:55.6	And it's that we have to record this entire segment and just upload it straight to YouTube.
1:00.8	So there's no editing on this video.
1:02.8	Okay.
1:03.8	I'm scripted.
1:04.8	Oh my god.
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