Listener Stories: Vol. 54

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

True Crime, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2021

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Does this melodious voice sound familiar? Maybe even like it was cursed by a witch in order to achieve paranormal radio stardom? That's right, we have the one and only Terry Carnation from Dark Air as our first, best (and only) guest. He's known by many names and we've heard the moniker Rainn Wilson floating around too but we firmly believe that identity theft is real, so we're hoping the latter isn't a fraudulent imposter. Happy April Fools Day! Don't forget to store your souls (NOT sperm) in a crystal pendant and wear it non-stop in case you expire in the Venice canals and have to be fished out by a gondolier (or Em's bare hands)... and that's why we drink!Make sure to listen to Terry's triumphant return to radio in Dark Air, premiering April 1st, 2021! You can also hear Terry on Radio Rental and explore his collection of spooky stories on VHS - both are available on all your favorite listening platforms! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Right now, you can get $75 off your first order at Burrow.com/DRINKTo help you welcome the new season in style, Rothy’s is doing something they’ve never done before. Through May 9th 2021, you can get $20 off your first purchase of $100 or more at Rothys.com/DRINK Explore your creativity at Skillshare.com/DRINK and get a free trial of Premium Membership!Go to HelloFresh.com/drink12 and use code drink12 for 12 free meals, includingfree shipping!Go to Curology.com/DRINK for a free 30-day trial, just pay for shipping and handling! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to and that's why we drink I'm M Schultz and I'm Christine
0:15.1	Sheeper April Fools!
0:18.5	What if that was the special April Fools we planned?
0:22.2	So time!
0:23.2	Can you imagine that's the thing we've been hiking up like oh you have no idea crazy
0:27.8	It'll be worth the wait!
0:30.8	Anyway happy April Fools everybody this is and that's why we drink listeners
0:34.9	episode unlike any other so this April Fools we decided that we are going to
0:40.8	play a prank on you because you've been expecting a listeners episode this
0:43.8	whole time. Psych it's not a listeners episode this is actually an interview
0:48.7	with someone that is very very special to us you have heard us talk about him
0:52.1	for a very long time he goes by many names one of them happens to be Terry
0:57.4	Cartonation of the brand new show Dark Air that is out today he also goes by
1:04.1	some other names we've heard Rain Wilson kind of dropped around there's a lot
1:09.5	of mystere mystere behind Terry's background his history is he Terry is he
1:15.1	Rain identity theft is not a joke so I don't know who's who at this point will
1:20.6	let you decide how about that will decide the true identity forecast today so
1:26.6	please a kick back and relax as we get to talk to one of our paranormal heroes
1:31.8	heroes in general here right here is cross the board and I think you all will
1:36.2	agree and on top of that if you are listening on April Fools day we are also
1:42.1	doing an Instagram live with Terry Cartonation today so please go check that
1:45.0	out and watch us have a second try at talking to him without me mentioning
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