Listener Stories: Vol. 53

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | QCODE

True Crime, Milkshakes, Comedy, Wine, Society & Culture, Paranormal

4.8 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2021

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Sit back, relax and enjoy our chill 90s coffee shop vibes this month, boozers and shakers. Let us set the stage: you're walking back to your seat with a scone and a London Fog in hand. Maybe you're wearing a black turtleneck, maybe you're even wearing one of those weird shrunken crinkle shirts that had no right being as popular as they were. You hear the snaps that tell you the last poem is over and a new artist is about to take the mic. You chit chat with the friend you dragged with you for moral support, until you hear it... the most mournful, dulcet tones you've heard all night. They're speaking of love, loneliness and the dangers of lamp light. Their red eyes meet yours as they deliver their well rehearsed verses and for a single second that holds all of eternity, you're locked together in this supernatural moment. Welcome to our Cryptid Poetry Slam! ...and THAT'S why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Right now, you can go to HuntAKiller.com/DRINK and use DRINK, for 20% off your first box! Helix is offering up to $200 off all mattress orders AND two free pillows at HelixSleep.com/DRINK Step up your cooking game now and head over to Misen.com/DRINK for 20% off your first order! This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp and And That’s Why We Drink listeners get 10% off their first month at betterhelp.com/DRINK Go to HelloFresh.com/drink12 and use code drink12 for 12 free meals, including free shipping!

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0:00.0	Hello, it is March 2021. Welcome to our listeners episode.
0:16.6	You know what this means? We're a sixth done with 2021.
0:20.4	That's... That's not right. Yeah huh.
0:24.0	Six, twelve, eighteen months.
0:26.4	There's twelve months. So that will be a chorus.
0:30.9	Oh, I see what you're saying because we finished February.
0:33.3	Yeah, but you're like through March.
0:35.3	No, we're not a sixth done.
0:36.8	After this month will be a quarter done.
0:38.8	I see. Yes.
0:39.8	After March will be a quarter done. I don't know. Listen, I don't know why I'm challenging
0:42.6	you on math.
0:43.6	But welcome to our March show. Eva sent us a bunch of stories and said don't look at the
0:49.8	subject lines and then said sorry I yelled at you.
0:53.0	So I feel like last year we had a theme every month for stories.
1:00.0	And I feel like this theme now is just different instructions from Eva every time to not look
1:04.8	at a certain part of the paper.
1:06.3	I kind of like it because I kind of like being told what to do so I don't have to figure
1:10.3	it out myself.
1:11.3	Amen.
1:12.3	So it's kind of a relief, honestly. It takes the pressure off.
1:16.9	So yeah, I guess it says you go first and then she apologizes to me.
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