Listener Stories: Vol. 105

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | QCODE

True Crime, Milkshakes, Comedy, Wine, Society & Culture, Paranormal

4.8 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Introducing… The concept of July! It’s the first of the month which means another batch of stories submitted by you! Big thanks to Patron Kayla (she/her) for this month's theme of “swimming pool ghosts” which brought us some terrifying pool adjacent tales. So grab your favorite summer drink or FLT (fun little treat) while we crack into these stories. And don’t the let hat man in the pool absolutely desecrate the vibes… and that’s why we drink! ___________________Visit http://cornbreadhemp.com/drink and use code DRINK at checkout for 30% off your first order! Grab an Angry Orchard Cider today. Don’t Get Angry. Get Orchard. Please Drink Responsibly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, everyone.
0:12.2	The concept of July to all of you.
0:16.2	It's hottest F out there.
0:18.6	I think...
0:19.0	Depending on where you are, I suppose.
0:20.5	Wasn't it Julius Caesar who invented July?
0:23.5	Maybe he, yeah, he said, I have a really good invention idea.
0:27.4	I feel like most men today, if they knew they could just create a month about themselves.
0:32.0	Maybe that's why they would have a lot more months.
0:33.6	That's why they probably think about the Roman Empire all the time. They're like, if only, I could have like been...
0:39.3	I could have gotten my name and all this shit, you know?
0:41.4	But if they believed in past lives like we do, then they could have just already taken that and run with it.
0:46.0	Like, I was Julius Caesar.
0:48.1	Yeah, they all think they're the victim.
0:49.4	Maybe they do.
0:50.2	Maybe that's a pro.
0:51.6	At two Brutei.
0:53.4	Yeah, A 2 Brute.
0:54.6	I was also going to say, isn't it the reason why all of our months are fucked up because
0:59.9	two men decided to just insert themselves into the calendar year?
1:03.0	Oh, well, historians are probably having a panic attack.
1:05.5	But I do know that Gregorian calendar, you know, he gets something to do with that guy.
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