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The next time. Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our latest dive into the listener questions mailbag.

Today we're doing some Pocetino, would you rathering, we're looking at what went wrong for Bordeaux,

and we're discovering the worst soccer merch ever.

My name's Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today, your friend of mine, it's Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor. Hello, Ryan. Good to hear from you. Good to speak to you. Good to see you. Ah, just a good cubed all round. Thank you very much. You're looking for splendid Taylor in a nice Adidas shirt, which has a fun pattern on it that looks like pasta from here. Thank you, my friend. Thank you. I spent the morning doing a lot of research to the point where like five minutes before we started, I realized I was not like out of morning attire and into work attire. So the scramble to be ready for this broadcast was real. But I do have pants on. I did remember to put those on, fortunately, just before recording. I need to learn more about this transition from morning attire to work attire. Is it like the heff robe you have on prior to recording? Yes, it's that. With the cigarette with the cigarette holder as well. Yes, that is how I roll. Very elegant. That is not how I roll. Amazing. And by the way, listener, if you're wanting to know what went wrong for Bordeaux, Taylor Rockwood is going to tell you what went wrong for Bordeaux coming up. He's got some trinkles on that. Yes, indeed.

too many notes on that oh boy Graham Rutherland hello Graham

Hello Ryan it's apt

We're going to talk about soccer merch today

and we're already talking about attire

because I actually have some news for you

which I think you'll like

I have bought an AFC Wimbledon shirt.

No, you didn't. Oh, Graham, thank you for contributing to the cause. Which one did you get?

I like your full shock and surprise, Ryan, considering I asked you about the sizing last night before I ordered

it, but it's much appreciated. It's a banger of a shirt this season, so I've decided to get one,

and I got the home one as well. I also bought an MK Don's one just to even things up, but I presume

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