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Learn more at vertexinck.com. Welcome to the Total Soccercer show and our latest foray into the listener questions mailbag.

Today we're sizing up Julian Nagelsman as a prospective USMNT coach.

We're asking why a Newcastle so gosh darned good and we're bringing minor league baseball energy to soccer let's go trash panders my name's

ryan bailey joining me today a man who is loving the new us mn t kit drop joe lowry graham thought

was going to come to him for that one but it's joe i thought you were coming to grandma's well

because i don't think i'm loving the u u s soccer kit drop. I don't get the paint splatters

for the women's national team kit and the U.S. new shirt looks like FC Barcelona or England's

training top from really any point over the last four years with the royal blue and the red.

I just I don't get it. Graham, I want to hear from you what it is that you like. So, Ryan, I'm hijacking your introduction. Graham explaining yourself. So I like both of them. And we will be talking in depth about the two kits on our bonus show and the Patreon. So subscribe to that if you want, if you're a nerd like me and you want to hear more chat about the USM&T and USWNT kit drops. But I like the paint splat. You say you don't get why it's got paint splatter on it, Joe. Do we need to get it? Is it not just like a cool pattern? Is that not just all kits? A cool pattern. I think it's a cool pattern. The way when I'm not so hot on, I still do quite like it. I like

the weave through it and I looked at the replica version of it and the replica version of it

looks bad where they kind of like print that weave on the shirt. But when it's an actual

weave through the fabric of the shirt, I like it a lot.

There we go. Patreon.com slash total soccer show to hear more fascinating insights such as those about the USMNT kit drop. By the way, the paint splatters. Wasn't there a point, Graham, in about, I'm going to say about 2005, where whenever you bought a pair of jeans had rips and paint splatters on it? The whole game was how can we make these jeans look like you need to buy new jeans. And so there were paint splatters on it. Like, that was... The whole game was, how can we make these jeans look like you need to buy new jeans? And so there were paint splatters on it, there was graffiti on there, there was rips. I had a pair of... Weirdly, I had a pair of LeBron James jeans that had, like, rips and paint splatters on them. Don't ask why LeBron James was on those jeans. Do not question British high street chains.

LeBron Jeans? What? Yeah. I don't know. Stop. We can't do this.

Wow. That's the whole thing we need to explore. Maybe we'll talk about that on the Patreon as well.

No Taylor Rockwell today. He is feeling sick. Taylor, we hope you're feeling much better later in this week. And indeed, for the rest of your days, we hope you feel better, Taylor. Let's get to our list of questions, though. We've got a very, very easy one to start with Joe. This one's from Daniel Martini, which is a wonderful handle. Hypothetically, if I had an Englishman coming to visit me in

the United States, let's say in Orlando, and I have one dinner to impress him, what dish would

I tell him to order from the Chili's menu that would make him want to come spend more time in

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