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Thank you. Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and our latest batch of listener questions.

On today's show, we're contemplating the Levicus and Invincibles.

We're assessing Wilford Nancey's job prospects, and we're considering the true value of the corner kick.

My name's Ryan Bailey.

Joining me today, your friend of mine, Mr. Graham, Rutherford. Hello, Graham. Hello, Ryan Bailey. How are you? Have you had any contact from Billy Joe Armstrong yet? Just reading silence still. That's disappointing.

So, I saw in London this week, as we record, Graham, he did like a secret show with his covers band. I wasn't even invited to that. If I can't even get on the covers band, how am I going to get in Green Day?

The shame. I know. Sad. Courtney Love got on stage and I didn't. That's not fair, Graham. It's not fair. It's not at all. For several reasons. Also joining us, Joe Lowry. Hello, Joe. Hello, Ryan. I just can't believe they haven't stumbled upon your barcord prowess.

Like, I mean, it's just, it's there on the internet everywhere for people to see.

You should have been there, and I'm sorry that you weren't. My ability to play five barcords slightly in time, Joe, should not be underestimated. Well, to be fair, that does qualify you for pop star status. Yes. You are like 95% of the way there. Definitely for a punk band,

I'd say. The Green Day have made a career at that. Yeah, exactly. Exactly.

Well, plenty to get into on this episode, of course, these listener questions will go

to be answering total shockerso.com slash questions if you'd like to contribute, by the way,

dear listener. But Graham, we have to get to the main news story as we recall today.

How many times have you been to the Glasgow Willy Wonka experience? As many times as they would

let me before they closed it down. I don't know if listeners have seen pictures or videos or coverage,

or if even Joe has seen pictures of coverage. I am flying blind

fellas. I am flying. I didn't visit. I wish I had now. It looks like the most sensational

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