Hello,

Hello everybody and welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

My name is Taylor Rockwell, and on today's episode, we're answering your listener questions, including top of the table clashes in Scotland and Portugal.

That's not a question, but it will be later on.

Jedi Robertson's future, walking soccer, and much, much more. Here with me to do the heavy lifting while I sit back and enjoy this Ryan Bailey lifestyle are Joe Lowry. Hello, Joe. Hey, Taylor, do you feel like a sudden urge to have some Chipotle, Honey, Chicken, Krispy, chicken, Krispies while you're in the host chair? And mention Wimbledon. We did get two different questions about Wimbledon that I felt like it would be fun to try to answer without Ryan Bailey being here, but I also thought that might enrage him. So instead, yeah, I'll just be wearing my Chili's shirt and go for a 15-mile run. I won't do either one of those things. Maybe Graham Rutherland will. Hello, Graham. Hello, Taylor Rockwell. I'm trying to lose weight, a bit of weight before holiday. Still not going to do those things. Speaking of the Ryan Bailey lifestyle, are you enjoying your cruise? Because Ryan and our Slack chat had a theory that you're actually on that boat with him. How many shrimp cocktails have you consumed in the last two days? Yes, and I don't know where to take that one. No, I will not be on any sort of cruise anytime soon. Why does Ryan Bailey think I'm there? Well, remember he sneakily snapped a picture of a man who didn't really look like you, but had a beard. So essentially, anyone with a beard in a public place that Ryan spots is automatically Taylor

Rockwell.

That's right.

And Ryan is a beard racist. We all know that. We don't all look alike, Ryan, just because we all have beards. Come on now. We are going to be doing some listener question answering over on the Patreon. We're going to be discussing the best ever bargain signings in the Premier League. That's one episode. And we're also casting a TSS movie, which,

let me stress, should never be made. But it did lead me to wonder what an all-action

TSS movie cast would look like if we had an action film based around a soccer podcast.

Graham, you'll be played by Gerard Butler, who I believe is almost 20 years your senior,

so you can have James McAvoy instead,

if you like.

Oh, that's a good upgrade, yeah. Not the biggest fan of Gerard Butler and his Mid-Atlantic accent. It's a bit weird. So I'll take James McAvoy. All right, that's fine. And then, Joe, it basically has to be Tom Holland. It's either him or Timothy Shalame. and I'm not going to saddle you with that baggage.

I was going to say, I know how much Taylor despises Timothy Shalamee.

So I was going to say, I know how much Taylor despises Timothy Shalome.

So I will take that. It just doesn't love, but sure.

Taylor, was your thought process there just young actor? Did you Google young actor in Timothy Shalame's who came up there?

I didn't Google it, but I did think,

who is a young actor?

I'm just so excited for that Patreon episode where I do Zero Talking and you guys cast a really great movie.

Joseph's going to be all Pixar casting.

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