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If the Earth and Jupiter were to collide, what would happen?

How would we die?

Circadian rhythms are corrected using the sun's light.

If you live at the bottom of the sea, how do you get that right?

How big a planet could we use rockets to escape?

If we'd evolved on Jupiter, would we be planet-bound apes?

Whatever questions keep you up at night, Daniel and Kelly's answers will make it right.

Welcome to Daniel and Kelly's answers will make it right. Welcome to Daniel and Kelly's extraordinary universe.

With an emphasis on Jupiter, it seems.

Hello, I'm Kelly Weiner-Smith, and I study parasites and space.

And clearly, Jupiter is the best planet.

Hi, I'm Daniel.

I'm a particle physicist.

And yes, Jupiter has the most particles of any planet.

And does that make it the best?

As a particle physicist.

It makes it the mostiest, I guess.

You know, I think people underestimate, like, how much of the solar system is just the sun and Jupiter.

Like, mostly it's just the sun.

And then you want to add Jupiter, all right right to round it up to 99.9.

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