Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable.

This week, Pay heed for wisewaids throws out deep truths, but has an odd relationship with

fecal voyeurism. Long suffering mark is beaming, even as he has forcefed too much pudding.

As victorious Barbars' questions from the most incredible fandom in podcasting, you,

the gentle listeners, from lizard copulation to explosive bidais and kudos to Plutos.

Yes, it's time for listener Q&A. Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome. Sounds so bad. Okay, that's not, that's pretty rude.

Oh, welcome to another two an episode of Distractable where I'm finally hosting because I won

Oh yeah, fair and square. It'd be fair as well. I thought Mark said it sounded so bad because

he was used to us hosting. I thought you were just trying to real the first episode that I've

gotten to host legitimately in months. But this year 2023, right? Or no, not quite? No.

No, not quite. No. Okay, it feels like it. I mean, it does feel like it's been a long time.

I kind of forget how to do this. I gotta be honest because it's been a hot minute.

I'll text you the list of rules. I might break all of my audio right now. Good.

Oh, does it sound good?

No, it did not sound good today. Do it for you. No, it did not.

God, I wish we had any reference whatsoever. What's going on in Mark's head?

Well, I go into the sound panel on my computer and so I go to the the audio thing and

there's enhancements in windows that you can put to it. Oh, good. Yeah, sure.

I turned them all on, which is just low frequency protection, virtual surround room correction

and loudness equalization. Don't do that. It sounds awful.

You're going to see us in person. I get after all these years and you're going to hear us talk

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