Listener Q&A Episode 8
The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast
The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers
4.9 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 9 December 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Lonely Island and Seth Myers podcast. |
| 0:04.7 | All right, show of hands whose Christmas tree is up. |
| 0:08.9 | You're noticing no one's hand went up. |
| 0:11.2 | Yeah, nobody. |
| 0:13.0 | Liz just, who's doing it downstairs. |
| 0:15.0 | That's why I thought of it. |
| 0:15.8 | Oh, pictures for proof. |
| 0:17.7 | You got to give us proof, Keith. |
| 0:19.0 | Oh, my God, yes. |
| 0:19.9 | Pictures for Perth. Also, Keith, we were texting. You, me and Andy, were texting, and we talked about you sending a picture of you shirtless. You never did. Yeah, you never sent it. That is weird. To prove that I was all mammal. Yeah. Not my words. That's right. You and Red Man. We want to know. Lift up my shirt, all mammal. You know, everybody knows that reference on our pod, right? Yeah. Have we talked about it before? Why is that my favorite line of all time? And then Yoram, you also love it. That's fucking great. It's just a very good, but it's all, is it also just because you're a human, you're obviously |
| 0:54.6 | a mammal, taking off your shirt, proves it more? Well, no, because that's where your nipples are, and that's where you would breast-be. I'm just like, if he's sick or he lifted up his shirt and he was amphibian, you know? Yeah. If he was kind of like in a waterworld sit with gills or something on his neck. |
| 1:08.9 | Wait, what a, what a amphibians have this? |
| 1:11.4 | So they don't have anything, right? |
| 1:12.8 | They don't have nipples, certainly, right? |
| 1:14.4 | Do amphibians have this? |
| 1:11.4 | So they don't have anything, right? |
| 1:12.8 | They don't have nipples, certainly, right? Do amphibians have nipples? No, I don't believe they do. Because they don't breast, you don't do any breast stuff. Listen, whenever we get into things that are just science backed, we get clowned in the comments. So let's just. No Seth's not here. |
| 1:26.3 | As soon as we get talking about science, you know Seth's not here. |
| 1:29.4 | Yeah, well, he's anti-science kind of flat earther type. |
| 1:31.5 | Yeah. Anybody who's watched his nightly talk show knows that. And Keith, pun unintended, that's on God. Right. And that's on God. Yeah. That's just something I say. It's not because of what you were talking about. So Yorm had a big, has something that needs to be addressed because |
| 1:45.9 | there's been a lot of chatter that he's been faking the whole thing. I did, I did see that, that there were some people coming out on Eric Andre's side of things, that I was maybe a fucking goldbricker, as they would say, and Big Lebowski. Uh-huh. You care to elaborate? What are you trying to get just because you get off on the sympathy? First of all, I did fall off a ladder, and I did break my pelvis, you guys. So that guy, that doctor you did the whole thing with was a paid actor? No. That was my actual surgeon. You know you're in good shape when you have to clarify that you didn't lie about that. |
| 2:20.7 | You guys. |
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