Welcome back to the case four with Chris Cox, the pretend procedural that's set not in the court of the last resort, but rather in the court of the Disney World Resort.

This is the podcast where theme park expert Len Testa and mind reader Chris Cox typically debate about some of the most trivial aspects of vacationing in Orlando, but not this time, because this is

our listener mail show, where we share what you folks have sent along, your opinions of the most

recent episodes of this podcast. I am the less than honorable James Robespierre Hill, and

I have to say what I love about these particular episodes, well, they give me the

opportunity to let my hair down.

Which you could do if you still let hair, Jim.

But also get out from behind the bench.

Oh, trousers!

Your Honor, trousers!

How many times have we got to have this discussion? If you look closely. Which none of us want to do. Okay. Oh. You'll see that I actually am wearing pants. Well, shorts. Actually. Yeah, very short shorts. Look, I don't think it's ever wise to show that much thigh in public, especially ones that

pasty, dear Lord. Your parents, were they Morlocks?

Only on my mother's side. And I'll have you know that these are official government-length

shorts. These are what members of the U.S. Postal Department are allowed to wear during the

summer months when they go on their appointed rounds. But, Jim, this is February, so why are you wearing their shorts?

Well, as it turns out, there is actually a judicial arm of the U.S. postal system.

And I was thinking I might pick up a few extra shifts over there at Jod.

Jod. Jod, what's that?

The judicial officers department, they're the folks who get called in. If there were ever any conflicts between mail carriers. This is so that you go postal on them before they go postal on each other. It had to be said. Okay. A quick follow-up question then. Does the JOD then follow the official U.S. post office credo? You know the one. Neither rain nor sleet nor snow nor hail will prevent these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds. Nicely said, by the way, but geez, I hope not. And why? Because Jim doesn't like to get wet. He's kind of like a cat in that way. I've seen him refuse to go outside when there's a heavy mist. Ah, cat like that explains all the tongue baths. All right, well with that? Nothing, Your Honor. Let's get to some listener mail show. We've got lots of episodes to go through. There's after hours. There's butter beer. There's park entrances. And there's another one I forgot. So that'll be a surprise for us all when we get there.

All right.

Why don't we start with After Hours, Chris?

Okay. Heather Null got in touch. And loads of people got in touch, by the way, on the touring plan forums where there are polls for a lot of these things. So thanks to everyone who's been doing that. You can get in touch there. I think it's forum.toring plans.com, Len, is that right?

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