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Hello. Hello, welcome to listener lore number five. Number five. Number five.

It's been a minute since we've dropped a bonus episode.

Yeah, but we figured with all the support we've been getting.

Maybe we should...

That's why we're doing this?

I don't know, I felt guilty, taking people's money, spending on...

You feel guilty? Oh, well, because I'm not... guilty, taking people's money, spending it on.

You feel guilty?

Well, because I'm not spending it on what I should be spending it on.

That's where the guilt comes in.

What should you be spending it on?

Things that progress the podcast and not just bags of chips to progress my belly well to each their own yeah well one benefits the other

the the less able you are to walk the more likely I'll just be sitting in front of the mic recording yeah no that makes sense okay I could get behind that well then I don't feel guilty at all

no you shouldn't we're not doing this episode anymore. That's what I'm learning.

Cool, yeah, listen to our lore episode 5.

So this episode's about where you send us the lore for your army.

We read it out.

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