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That's not even the joke.

What's the joke then?

No, it's what do you?

Oh, is that actually it?

That's the joke.

Because I just thought of the punchline and I'm like, that's right.

You son of a bitch.

Yeah, sorry, it's the joke.

It's the right one.

I don't even want to say the punchline.

What's the punchline now?

Twin linked. Oh, okay.

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