Hello listeners, my name is Mark. If you have been enjoying the listener lore episodes, please come over to my separate podcast feed, Lohhammer listener lore.

On this daily podcast channel, I will be reading one story a day and sharing your

creative works with others and giving my feedback at the end. So if you like

Groom Dark 40K short stories, come join me at Lour Hammer Listen to Lour,

the 40K podcast where you get to write the script. You're going to. Welcome back to Lour Hammer, my name is Eric.

Eric, my man, my man, my main man, Eric, yeah Mark.

Awesome, that is the other host of Lour Hammer?

Yeah, hey.

The well the better looking host that's for sure.

Yeah, yeah, I'll go with that now.

Yeah, that's as good as we got.

Now that that's out of the way.

Whoa. Welcome to a la la. good as we got. Now that that's out of the way.

Welcome to L-L-L-L-L-L-L-H-Hammer.

It's the podcast about L'O-Vor-Hammer.

Have you always wondered where hammers came from? Early stone cavemen discovered the hammer first by tying a rock to a stick

using camel hair. I wouldn't have known that unless that is the

lore you have a shitting me or is that real you know is that yeah I was the one

conducting this

I'm the hammer. Mark you can't just do archaeological digs in your backyard and expect us to take it as truth.

Wow buried treasure look at this gold Mark, that's a gum wrapper.

No, man, it's 60,000 years old.

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