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the 40K podcast where you get to write the script. You're going to. All right, hello and welcome back to Lourhammer. My name is Eric.

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Eric, quick question for you.

I'm at you real quick here. So I was wondering when are we going to bring up the fact that we ran into each other at an adult source buying sex toys with our girlfriends?

When are we going to bring that up? We never talked about it. I feel like it's been over a week and we should have mentioned it to each other by now.

Um, wow, I'm a little not upset at you for that I like things in your butt.

My butt.

Yeah, that was, I mean I was hoping to keep it secret.

Yeah, that's why I didn't buy anything, but you guys had no shame.

We had to pretend we went there for weed paper.

Yeah, yeah, that was actually really.

That's a nice story.

Really, really weird coincidence.

Because it's not like we were talking at all that day.

Literally, Megan's like, let's go buy a new bong and we're in the store. It was actually our second store that we had visited that day too.

Oh really?

Ours too because the first one we went to you were there.

So you had to go to two? Well that's so funny. They sell that kind of stuff at adult stores? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What kind of stuff? Like bongs in. Oh yeah, huge selection.

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