What if I told you there was a basketball player who slept with 20,000 women?

That's the entire adult population of Stankonia.

Or how emojis once changed the course of NBA free agency.

Play Griffin sent a plane.

J.J. Reddick posted a van.

Paul Pierce's old ass tweeted clip art of a rocket.

Or how close the world came to seeing Shaquille O'Neal play Akeem O'Hwan one-on-one

for $1 million as a Taco Bell promotion.

If you get the nachos bell grande with a cinnamon twist, you get a photo of these two dudes

and tank tops with no logos on them.

Oh, sorry.

My 30 for 30 voice acts up when I'm nervous.

This is NBA Storytime, where I, Jamel Johnson, spend tales of NBA weirdness

and then break down what we learned with comedy folks, basketball folks, and everyone in between.

So gather around, kids, because it's freaking story time.