From Everywhere USA.

It's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fela.

Oh, you better believe it is.

And we are here to wish you and yours a happy and healthy Thanksgiving.

It is a special best of episode of Fox Across America.

No, this isn't live.

Come on, man.

I'm somewhere with Jenny and Lincoln right now, half in the bag,

yelling at a ref for a

blown call in a football game that I bet our mortgage on, unbeknownst to Jenny.

But I am here in spirit to express my gratitude to you, the Fox Across America listener,

who has gifted myself and this team and my family with an unparalleled year of excellence in our lives,

none of which was possible without you and your enduring support of this show.

So happy Thanksgiving to you, my friend, for being here.

And in appreciation of your attendance, we have lined up a pretty

snazzy guest best of show in terms of the guests, because of course I could not be here

because at this hour on Thanksgiving, I'm not even kidding, in the Fala House, it starts at

breakfast and we go hard. Okay, as you listen to this, I have eaten so much.

You know, when you've just, you've taken so many calories, you're now, you're out of breath

from reading. Okay, that's where I am in my consumption right now. But wherever you are,

I do hope that it's wonderful. And I do hope that you and your family and you and the things

you love have a chance to really reflect on your good fortune as a citizen of the greatest

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