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It's the best of Fox Across America with Jimmy Fela.

Here we go, here we go, from the greatest country on the planet broadcasting from the

tippy top of Fox News headquarters in New York City.

It is Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala bringing you a best of episode of this show.

Why?

I would have worked today day after Thanksgiving, but the Fox suits, knowing how much I like to drink and gamble on

football, decided they did not, literally, did not trust me on the airways. They were like,

no, there's no way. We saw some of the tweets on Thursday night. There's no way this kid is sober

enough to get on the air Friday,

no chance. So on behalf of my family, I say happy Thanksgiving. I hope you had a wonderful

Thanksgiving with your family. I hope you are not currently on the run from the bookie,

like several prominent members of my family. It is, of course, Black Friday, so you don't

need to bring any more danger upon

yourself than you're early facing by going to the store today. It really is psychotic that Black

Friday has become our own form of adrenalineism tourism. Like Spain has the running of the bulls.

We have the running of the flat screens, you know, and you go to a store and see if you can cheat

death to get a watered down TV. Well, if you're out there fighting that good fight, I do wish you

the best of luck and success. If you're in here listening for the show, buckle up because batting

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