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Life is Short with Justin Long

Listen Now - Full Episode: Christian Long’s new “Oh Honey!” Podcast

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Christian Long and his 80 year old mom, Wendy Long introduce the very first (inaugural?) episode of "Oh Honey!" They discuss what listeners have to look forward to, why Wendy was tempted to return her coffee from The Doughnut Inn, and why she's unlikely to ever try 'shrooms. To continue listening to new Oh Honey! episodes every Tuesday subscribe on Apple, Spotify, or Amazon Music.

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0:00.0

You're the voice in my head, you help me get through the day.

0:07.0

You light up my life and you drive me insane.

0:11.0

Oh, honey, oh, oh, honey, oh honey, oh honey, oh, oh, oh.

0:18.0

When I was younger and did voiceovers, I did, you know, the kind of not young girl things and like talking pimples and, you know, strange things.

0:30.7

And as I got older, I thought, well, why can I still do those same things?

0:35.4

But they saw me as being older and thought, oh, no, you're too old to do.

0:40.3

But my voice sounded the same.

0:42.5

And so, but maybe now, after all these years, maybe now I do sound like an old person.

0:47.9

Well, I don't want to give you a complex.

0:49.4

I honestly don't think you...

0:51.4

Oh, that's okay, really.

0:52.3

Well, I don't think you sound like an old person.

0:55.0

Like, if I didn't, it's impossible to know for sure because I know you and I'm looking at you,

0:59.0

so I know that you are, I'm sorry to say, you are an older person.

1:04.0

I am.

1:05.0

But I don't know.

1:07.0

Maybe if someone was listening to this, they wouldn't know.

1:09.0

But I think there must be some

1:11.0

tone in your voice that's a little... You mean like cracky? A little bit. Not like that. And now you're

1:16.5

doing like an old cartoon witch. Like an old lady. Yeah. No, I think, I mean, people would know.

1:22.5

So for me, I'm in my 40s, but I do you think people would know that if they listened to me?

1:28.5

No.

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