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Life is Short with Justin Long

Life Is Short(er) Re-Run: PorchFest, Hibachi Memories, and Giggle Fits šŸ§€

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 9.3K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 6 September 2024

ā±ļø 57 minutes

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Summary

The guys catch up about Christian’s experience at PorchFest this year, the annual Connecticut tradition where bands set up stages on neighborhood porches (and how Christian didn’t move from his porch the whole time). Justin recounts the walk down memory lane he and Kate had after having Hibachi at the Sakura Japanese restaurant in Westport, CT. Then we read a letter from Kathy about how afternoon sex is the best and that noses contain erectile tissue (hence Justin’s broken capillary issue), then she ends it with the saddest WYR we’ve ever heard. Finally, Courtney leaves a voicemail asking for the guys to break down Office Space, and she offers up a much sillier WYR.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

I have a very fun one that I want to talk to you about. I should tell you that

0:11.9

fun tease is I think it's redundant yeah I know I know I

0:15.2

I think teases are inherently fun oh yeah teases have to be fun right even if it's

0:20.0

they're supposed to be fun they're supposed to be so if you do something kind of like provocative or like

0:25.0

rascally like if you're what's a non-fun tease? What's a word for a non-fun tease like

0:30.1

bullying, picking on? The Japanese probably have a word for it.

0:34.0

Yes, Krandu.

0:36.0

Anyhoo, I have a really, a tease.

0:40.0

I have my tease, you're right.

0:42.0

My tease. You mean your shortlist. you want to tell me what's on your

0:45.1

shortlist. Right I still haven't quite gotten the hang of what this top part is. It's it's just it's a

0:52.0

cold open we call it in the podcast biz and it's supposed to be you're supposed to say what topic you want to discuss in the head.

1:00.7

I know, I know. So but without getting getting an accountable guy that's that's my new character

1:06.2

unaccountable guy I'm not quite sure what this is I know no I know yeah I know I know I know I know I know I know I know

1:12.1

I know. I know. I know. I know. So here's here's mine. Kaye and I both took the same trip down

1:18.0

memory lane at a restaurant that we both knew from our childhoods. Okay, that's good.

1:23.0

I want to talk about that.

1:24.0

I think you did a good job of teasing.

1:27.0

They.

1:28.0

That's an appropriate amount of tease.

1:29.0

You know why teases are hard for me because I, I guess I just want to, I have a big mouth and I just want to get into it and I'm not I'm not good at like

1:38.4

you know editing this is part of your charm okay my short list is I want to talk.

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