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Your Favorite Aunties

Listen Now: Even The Royals

Your Favorite Aunties

ShaMarian Nia

Society & Culture

4.9699 Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Admit it: you’re obsessed with royal families – watching them, gossiping about them, wanting to be them. It’s the stuff of fantasy. But for real life royals, the crown jewels can be more like shiny handcuffs. There are expectations and rules – and if you break them, the consequences are big, and very public. And no, we’re not just talking about Harry and Meghan. There are royal families and wild royal tales from around the world and throughout history that you have never heard before. From Wondery comes a new podcast called Even the Royals that will take you inside the cloistered world of royal families, past and present, where wealth and status often come at the expense of your freedom – and maybe even your life. This is just a preview of Even the Royals. Listen to the full episode wherever you get your podcasts, or at wondery.fm/eventheroyals_yourfavoriteaunties See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Being a king or queen might seem enticing, getting to live a life filled with castles, jewels and abundance. But more often than not, it comes at the expense of everything else, like your freedom, your privacy, and sometimes even your head. The creators of Wondries, even the Ridge, are bringing you a brand new podcast called Even the Royals, where host Brooke and Eresha pull back the curtain on royal families past and present from all over the world to show you the darker side of what it means to be royalty. On each episode of Even the Royals, you'll see that being royalty isn't anything like a Disney movie. It's usually more like Vanderpump Rules meets Game of Thrones. From stories about one of the most infamous worlds in history, Marie Antoinette. But everything you know about her is wrong. After she became queen at just 19 years old, she ended up in a battle with the French press that started a series of impossible to believe events. It's history's greatest smear campaign, and it had deadly consequences. Or what might be the worst royal marriage of all time between King George IV and Caroline of Brunswick. It's a story involving cat fishing, fake pregnancies, and a hangover to end all hangovers. It all leads to a divorce trial with the whole world sitting on the edge of their seat to see how it would all play out. We're about to play a clip from Even the Royals. Follow Even the Royals on the Wondery app or wherever you get your podcast. You can binge even the royals at free right now on Wondery Plus. A quick note about our show. While some scenes are dramatized, we promise we did our homework and everything is based on facts. And a royal heads up, today's episode contains swearing that would have the royal court calling for our heads. Please be advised. So Brooke, you and I have been friends for a long time. Yeah, and you know what, honestly, not long enough. I don't want to have you a long time ago. You know, I don't disagree at all. Good times. Yeah. We've kind of been through it all, you know? We have. Yeah. Harking cars for celebrities. Yes. Living together. Yes. Having arguments about how to put the toilet paper in the role correctly or who turned magnets upside down. Yeah. Real serious nitty gritty. And here's something else I think our listeners

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should know about us.

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We live in breathe rom-coms. Literally, I feel like that's one of the times where I'm being completely serious. Yep. And we also love the dole-eyed cousin of the rom-com, the Princess movie. But these stories always end after the Princess Mary's. the prince and allegedly lives happily ever after.

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Like, we never see the part where they get into a screaming match about whose turn it is

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to clean the m- But these stories always end after the Princess Mary's, the Prince, and allegedly lives happily ever after.

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Like, we never see the part where they get into a screaming match about who's turn it is to clean the moat, you know? Yeah, and honestly, I need to see that. Let me do it. That's how you can really tell where the love is, is when you see two people fight. Yep. But all jokes aside, royal life is hard. I mean sure you get to wear a tiara, but you can also get exiled or be headed.

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Right, and we're not talking Disney movies. Like, the real life, uncensored version is usually more like Game of Thrones meets Vander Pumperals. Ugh, what a great mashup. And that brings us to why we're here. Brooke and I have so much fun pulling back the curtain on the world's biggest celebrities and family Dynasties over on Even the Rich that we wanted to do the same on a show all about Royals. So in this new series we'll be sharing stories about some Royals you may have heard of and some you like we have not. So Brooke speaking of someone everyone knows of but who most people don't actually really know When I say Marie Antoinette, where does your mind go? Listen, I know what most people would say, but here's the thing, when we auditioned for even the rich, they asked us who our favorite royals were and you said Marie Antoinette and you were like, she didn't actually say let them eat cake and I've never forgotten it. Oh my god, this is really hitting me in the fields. Um, and you know, while she was a wig-wearing fashion icon of her time who ended up getting beheaded, the truth of Marie's story and why she was killed is way more complicated than cake. Like, what if I told you all of this was because of really bad, that she was basically the victim of a total bogus propaganda campaign with pornographic cartoons. Okay, well, I know nothing, and I'm now on board. Yeah, this story, truly wild, and that's just the beginning. I mean, if you think a bunch of nude pictures is bad, grab those pearls to clutch for when you hear what she's ultimately accused of. Honestly, it's almost too shocking to believe. OK. So this is the story that shows how rumors can get you killed. Hmm. You ready, Brooke? Oh, I am so ready. It's October 1793 in Paris. Queen Marie Antoinette of France is riding the back of an open wagon. Her hands are bound and her once fabulous hair has been hacked off. She's weak and she's half starved, but she still manages to sit up straight. She chose her outfit carefully today. A pristine morning dress, pedicote and bon white. She's determined to carry herself like a queen, not like a criminal. Now pulling on context clues, I'm sure you've guessed she's on her way to be executed for high crimes against France. I did have a feeling maybe that was happening, yes? Yeah. So a huge crowd gathers in the plastula revolution to her own insults at Marie. Now most of these insults are about how she's a traitor and a sexual deviant. Marie wants to yell back at them, but the people didn't listen to Marie during her trial, so why would they now? And part of her is like, fuck them. But then she thinks of her kids. And a pit forms in her stomach when she wonders if her children will remember her as a villain too. Marie finally arrives at the center of the square. Her eyes shoot up to a platform where the executioner and the guillotine await. It's only a few steps at the top, but for Marie, it might as well be a thousand.

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She shrugs off the soldier who's leading her to the stairway. She doesn't need or want his help.

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She's doing this alone.

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But with each step, her pulse speeds up.

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She reaches the top of the platform and stairs defiantly into the executioner's eyes.

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He pushes her forward and forces her head onto the chopping block. She catches one last glimpse of the blade dangling overhead. She can't believe it's come to this. When she first came from Austria and was introduced as a future queen of France, people cheered her in the streets. They saw her as a force of change. What did she do to make them turn against her so dramatically? How could they swing so violently from love to hate? She still can't fully understand it. What in collars closed around her neck and her thoughts swirl? Was there something she could have done differently? Could she have listened more? Fought harder? Maybe people would have loved her if she'd acted like someone else.

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Someone less foreign, less independent, less Marie Antoinette-like.

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Or maybe not.

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Maybe because she was a strong woman in a world run by men, she was always doomed to a

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faith like this.

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