The average American worker is going to have about 12 jobs in their life.

My expert, Epanian, leads me to believe they're going to like about half a thumb, get health

insurance from some of them, and suffer through, you know, clip art, filled power points at

all of them.

So far, I've had so many jobs in my life, and they've each shaped me in various ways.

I was, I was a T sample giver outer at grocery stores, a teen bank teller, like I couldn't

even really see over the marble teller pod.

What do you call that?

It's a counter.

Oh, God.

I was a phone operator at an erectile dysfunction clinic, which was, yes, a real job for money,

not just for comedy.

And my longest job to date was as a correspondent on the daily show with John Stewart from 2003

to 2015.

Frankly, people in the industry like to say that I'm the longest serving correspondent

in the show's history, which is nice because it makes me feel both accomplished and old.

Great.

Leaving the daily show was such a complicated career decision.

It obviously had been my dream job.

It paved the way for me to relocate to New York where I was raising a family with my husband

who also happened to work with me at the daily show.

But you know, part of having a job, even a job that you love means at some point, you're

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