Listen Bitch! The Precipice of Bloom
Miss Me?
BBC
4.5 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Miquita Oliver and Jordan Stephens answer your questions about plants.
Next week, we want to hear your questions about DOORS. Please send us a voice note on WhatsApp: 08000 30 40 90. Or, if you like, send us an email: missme@bbc.co.uk.
This episode contains very strong language and adult themes. Credits: Producer: Natalie Jamieson Technical Producer: Oliver Geraghty Assistant Producer: Caillin McDaid Production Coordinator: Rose Wilcox Executive Producer: Dino Sofos Commissioning Producer for BBC: Jake Williams Commissioners: Dylan Haskins & Lorraine Okuefuna Miss Me? is a Persephonica production for BBC Sounds
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| 0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts. |
| 0:07.0 | An early start here. It's time to kick off. |
| 0:10.0 | Your day. Morning! |
| 0:11.9 | What a line-up. |
| 0:13.3 | Oh, thanks very much. We do get some great guests on the show. |
| 0:16.1 | The crowd is loving this. |
| 0:18.3 | Thanks, guys. Thank you. Too kind. |
| 0:20.2 | From morning chaos to match day commentary. |
| 0:23.6 | And everything in between. |
| 0:25.0 | BBC sounds packed with personality. |
| 0:29.0 | The following episode contains very strong language, adult themes and drug references. |
| 0:33.0 | Thank you. Hello everybody, welcome to this week's episode of Listen Bitch. |
| 0:48.3 | I am very excited because it's my favourite. |
| 0:50.6 | I'd say right now it's my favourite subject currently existing on the planet. |
| 0:55.9 | Wow. And that is plants. Plants. But Keats, what can I say? Before I get in, because I will only meet plants with |
| 1:03.3 | pure enthusiasm, joy, focus, dedication. I do need to mention a slight overspill from the last week's listen, bitch, because I think it's important to read it out. Frenemies. It's Frenemies, Anonymous. So this came in after the recording guys for the listeners. This often happens. It's annoying, but it is what it is. Sorry with my voice note. I tried my best to keep calm, but I'm very underslept. I just wanted to thank you and your team for your podcast. Love all the difficult topics you cover, but it's also been a great distraction from my struggles, and you always make me laugh. Lots of love to you from a very heartbroken Iranian. Oh my goodness. Yeah. So I thought just read that. We obviously don't have the time to go into the depth of what friend of me might mean to an Iranian right now. |
| 1:45.0 | But that's, that's, that just... |
| 1:47.9 | I know you like hearing about how far Miss Me can stretch and that's pretty far. |
| 1:51.5 | Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Let's do it all over again. The theme is, of course, |
| 1:57.8 | plants. Let's have our first question about planty plant. Hi, Jordan and |
| 2:03.5 | Makita. My name's Lou. I'm from Nersborough in Yorkshire. I've been a florist for 28 years and I've |
| 2:10.4 | owned my own little flower business for 19 of those. So flowers are pretty much my whole life. |
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