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Miss Me?

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Miss Me?

BBC

Comedy, Personal Journals, Society & Culture

4.52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Miquita Oliver and Jordan Stephens answer questions from famous friends and family about change.

Next week, we want to hear your questions about RISK. Please send us a voice note on WhatsApp: 08000 30 40 90. Or, if you like, send us an email: missme@bbc.co.uk.

This episode contains very strong language and adult themes. Credits: Producer: Natalie Jamieson Technical Producer: Will Gibson Smith Assistant Producer: Caillin McDaid Production Coordinator: Rose Wilcox Executive Producer: Dino Sofos Commissioning Producer for BBC: Jake Williams Commissioners: Dylan Haskins & Lorraine Okuefuna Miss Me? is a Persephonica production for BBC Sounds

Transcript

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds, Music, Radio Podcasts.

0:05.7

Hello, you're about to listen to a BBC podcast, and I'm Ed Gamble, host of another BBC podcast, The Traitors Uncloaked.

0:12.7

But my show is available only on BBC Sounds, just like Ellis and John's Saturday bonus episodes,

0:18.2

The Pop Top Ten podcast with Scott Mills and Rylan, and comedy specials

0:22.2

from the likes of Harriet Kemsley, Susie Ruffle and Rommas Ranganaathan.

0:25.9

However, and maybe I'm biased, it's really all about the traitors uncoaked.

0:30.3

So for a whole bunch of exclusive scoops and podcasts, listen only on BBC Sounds.

0:35.1

The following episode contains strong language, themes of an adult nature,

0:39.6

and we do talk about addiction.

1:02.1

2020, bloody six. Welcome to miss me in a whole new year. Wow. And you know what that means?

1:14.1

Changes afoot. Fifth of the first. One plus five, six, six plus two, eight, eight, plus six, 14, one plus four, five, which means 5 we're a great, are a great boy band.

1:19.8

I told you, I told you that no one from 5 got back to me with a Christmas message for you,

1:22.1

okay? Don't make me feel worse than I already do.

1:23.3

Numbers are important.

1:28.9

Yeah, it's the 5th of January, so really, we should have got our Christmas trees down by now.

1:35.0

But you know that change, you know that move into the new year, it's softer with a tree.

1:40.6

I like trees. Yeah. It would be great for you. We could just have a living tree and, I mean, I'm sure people do.

1:44.8

People have gardens and stuff, but I would like a tree in my house always.

1:50.3

A tree should have just be for Christmas. We should have the tree all year round and decorate it accordingly. That's good. Yes, exactly. I could do a spring tree. Just like bunnies and chocolate,

1:56.0

baby. Little lambs. Hot cross buns. Summer tree, you could hang like fruit and flowers to really show like the abundance of summer.

2:04.4

And then you got your Christmas tree for winter.

2:06.1

Done.

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