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Miss Me?

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Miss Me?

BBC

Comedy, Personal Journals, Society & Culture

4.52.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Miquita Oliver and Jordan Stephens answer your questions about vaginas.

Next week, we want to hear your questions about HOARDING. Please send us a voice note on WhatsApp: 08000 30 40 90. Or, if you like, send us an email: missme@bbc.co.uk.

This episode contains very strong language and adult themes. Credits: Producer: Natalie Jamieson Technical Producer: Oliver Geraghty Assistant Producer: Caillin McDaid Production Coordinator: Rose Wilcox Executive Producer: Dino Sofos Commissioning Producer for BBC: Jake Williams Commissioners: Dylan Haskins & Lorraine Okuefuna Miss Me? is a Persephonica production for BBC Sounds

Transcript

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds, Music, Radio Podcasts.

0:05.6

Hello, I've just nipped in before your BBC podcast starts to tell you all about

0:09.4

You're Dead to Me. We're the comedy podcast that takes history seriously. Also from the BBC

0:13.9

and presented by me, Greg Jenner. I should have told you that at the beginning. Sorry.

0:17.9

Anyway, like many other BBC podcasts, such as Desert Island Discs, Evil Genius, or In Our Time, your dead to me is available first on BBC Sounds,

0:26.3

a whole month earlier than anywhere else, in fact. So if you can't wait another day to hear

0:31.2

the very latest in history and loads of other good stuff, then listen first on BBC Sounds.

0:36.6

This episode of Miss Me contains very strong language, adult themes and strong sexual discussions.

0:42.1

Not a weak one, a strong one.

1:11.5

Welcome to this slightly sensitive episode of Listen Bitch Yes, vaginas Yeah, that was even more sensitive than that Sorry Oh uh Vinas. Gently, softer.

1:13.7

Viginas.

1:15.9

This is ridiculous.

1:19.5

We can't do vaginas, and I'm laughing at children saying vaginas.

1:20.3

It's ridiculous.

1:22.2

I'm saying it like an Mness advert, though.

1:22.9

Yeah.

1:25.1

All new spring vaginas.

1:25.9

Yes.

1:32.3

I'm eating a penny sweet because I really needed some sugar because, ironically, in the episode of vaginas, I'm really premenstrual and it's made me really like shaky and digi.

1:37.3

Have you eaten eggs today?

1:38.3

No, should I?

1:40.3

Yeah.

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