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The Big Fib

LISA's Been Hacked! Chapter 3: Ask... LISA?

The Big Fib

GZM Shows

Performing Arts, Games, Leisure, Kids & Family, Arts

4.55.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2020

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Big Fib, we use your “Ask LISA” questions to try and figure out which LISA is the original, and which is the hacker. Do you think you know which robot is the original LISA? If so, write us or send us a voice memo at lisasbeenhacked@gmail.com. The Big Fib is produced by Gen-Z Media. For more great Gen-Z podcasts visit gzmshows.com or follow us on Twitter and Facebook and Instagram.

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0:00.0

Previously on the Big Fib.

0:04.5

Gen Z Media is excited to unveil a new sound effects app.

0:09.8

Hey, who heck are you?

0:11.4

You're not Lisa. I'm Lisa.

0:13.4

Lisa's been hacked.

0:14.8

By whom?

0:16.1

In the computer.

0:17.3

What would only the real Lisa know that the hacker wouldn't?

0:20.0

Which children's movie are you too afraid to watch alone? James in the Giant Peach. How can they both be right? The hacker has Lisa's memories? What? Does that mean you remember the talent show incident? Lisa and Lisa are a 99.5% match. That's why I want you to disable the fake lisa this second Lisa can be disabled

0:38.9

no yes could go into Lisa's terminal and run a shutdown protocol but we can't do it to the wrong

0:43.9

Lisa so do it to him jakes this is our friend we're talking about here you gotta believe me

0:47.9

I'm scared you know it's me I'm really in here

0:50.5

hello and welcome to a bonus ask Lisa episode of The Big Fib. I'm your host, Deborah Goldstein.

0:58.7

And I'm producer Noah. Usually on these episodes, we let Lisa wax robotic on a wide variety of topics that are of interest to the listeners.

1:07.5

It's a very leisurely affair, typically. But since Lisa's been hacked, the stakes could not

1:12.8

be higher. Now we have two robots, one of them, the original Lisa, and the other a duplicitous clone.

1:20.7

And it's the job of a human child, you, to help us figure out who's who. So that's why today's

1:27.4

Ask Lisa episode might sound a little less like a casual interview

1:30.9

and a little more like an interrogation.

1:33.6

We talked to both Lases separately, using your Ask Lisa questions to try and spot the liar.

1:39.2

Remember, Lisa One uses a regular microphone setup.

1:44.0

Uh, what's the third degree here? It's me. Lisa. Ha, ha. I kind of feel like you're grilling me right now. And Lisa 2's audio, we run through a guitar amp so you can hear the difference. Were you talking about me? It sounds like you were talking about me. You think I'm the hacker. And it's all because you gave me this stupid filter. Is it hot? Here, my mouth is so dry. I can't feel my mouth. After doing these interrogations, I feel like we're a little closer to the truth, but I'm still not confident enough to make a guess. So everyone at home, please listen carefully. Maybe you'll pick up on something we missed.

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