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Lisa On Top Bouncing (RHONY S15 E7, RHOP S9 E6, and RHOSLC S5 E9 Recaps)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7603 Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2024

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss John Krasinski being named the Sexiest Man Alive, Brittany Cartwright opening a new bar, Teddi Mellencamp cheating on her husband, the Wicked dolls that are causing the nation to panic, and much more! (00:00 - 26:11) And then we break down another horrendous episode of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15, episode 7 - "Erin and Brynn Create Fake Storylines Because Their Show Is Horrible". (26:11) As well as the latest wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac season 9, episode 6 - "Chiropractor Chaos!". (01:09:05) And then finally, a wonderful episode of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 5, episode 9 - "Todd Gets Tired". (01:23:00) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.3

Okay, let's get started.

0:09.6

Just raise your glasses high.

0:13.5

This once we turn of time.

0:16.8

Well, don't put me in the quiet place because I want to shout it from the rooftops.

0:21.2

John Krasinski is the sexiest man alive. Just what we all wanted and dreamed of. So what's the, I thought this was big news. I'm obviously a huge John Krasinski head. And every time, you know, I get the People magazine in the mail and I go, who is it this year? I start licking my, or not licking my lips, but I start roving my hands together and I say, who's it going to be?

0:39.5

Is it George Clooney? Is it Brad Pitt? Um, is it, uh, who is the guy that was in, uh, match point? Rees, Jonathan Rees Myers. Is it Jonathan Rees Myers? I'm rubbing my hands together. And it's John Krasinski. And I personally, I'm fine with it. What's the, is there uproar? Yeah, the internet is furious. My immediate reaction was that it's humiliating because the behind the scenes on Sexiest Man Alive, I think it's like devolved over the years where at this point men like of a certain

1:14.8

caliber of fame find it embarrassing.

1:18.0

So they have to like get obviously you have to participate like it's something that you

1:22.1

have to agree to.

1:23.6

Um, like you have a photo shoot for it.

1:25.8

And like I don't think Ryan Gosling's ever been sexist man alive because he's like, please a photo shoot for it. And like, I don't think Ryan Gossling's ever been

1:28.1

sexiest man alive because he's like, please like, no. I see. So some of these sexy men,

1:33.4

they get the call. It's like, hey, it's People magazine. It's like Matt Damon. He's like, um,

1:39.4

shit. No, I don't want to be labeled that. I'm too cool for that. It's kind of like that.

1:45.1

So it's like embarrassing knowing that they're like, yeah, that sounds good to me.

1:50.0

Like I actually need that right now. Like that would be a nice little boost, you know. So like Liam Hemsworth, if they're like, you're sexy as hell.

1:56.5

People calls him.

1:57.3

And they're like, you're sexy as hell.

1:59.0

Guess what?

1:59.5

What if you were 2024?

2:01.1

And he goes, I don't think so.

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