Lisa Gilroy
Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman
Rick Glassman
4.8 • 2.5K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2023
⏱️ 141 minutes
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Summary
Lisa Gilroy is so funny that it's nuts, dude. Rick and Lisa met at Whitney Cummings party for houses or whatever, and they hit it off so much that they decided to take their shoes off.
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RICK GLASSMAN
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LISA GILROY
https://www.instagram.com/thelisagilroy
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Kid, kid, can, can, candy, so dandy, I called him |
| 0:05.5 | My daddy, I just knew that I wanted to do comedy like my man |
| 0:10.5 | He's so good, he's so good, man, he goes Toronto, where I stand |
| 0:14.6 | I live there, I was born there, I was raised there, he was my high |
| 0:18.6 | You a chicken haircut, tight, big pancake, look a book |
| 0:22.5 | Here's 25 cents, take this rap to pull that mole off your face |
| 0:27.1 | Train, automobile, trains, planes, planes, and automobiles, trains and planes |
| 0:33.1 | Yeah, um, that's fine, you guys leave the shoes there |
| 0:36.1 | Uh, and my gas came up, it should have, uh, right now, it's, obviously |
| 0:41.1 | You can do her research |
| 0:43.1 | Can't pee now, don't know where this is |
| 0:48.1 | Oh, you... |
| 0:51.1 | That's so low |
| 0:56.1 | Oh, I'm a bear, I'm a bear |
| 1:13.1 | Very interesting |
| 1:17.1 | Oh look, it's just, I just thought you didn't pee loud |
| 1:22.1 | I pee, I turn the tap on so you wouldn't get a boner |
| 1:25.1 | That's not appropriate |
| 1:27.1 | Can I go over here? |
| 1:28.1 | I'm gonna give you a tray where you can put your water on |
| 1:30.1 | Do you say fill it up or put it? |
| 1:31.1 | Yeah |
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