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🗓️ 27 March 2024
⏱️ 80 minutes
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0:00.0 | people think |
0:05.0 | you're like proud work like that was never it that's your guys is thinking can I get a topic from the audience like we don't |
0:07.7 | yeah but you guys like where's everybody from what it from? from! Bap, bap. |
0:14.0 | Look, I've had a streak these last couple weeks of some hot takes on the podcast that have gotten |
0:20.6 | in a lot of trouble in the YouTube comments but I have a |
0:25.0 | real hot take right now okay this is my problem with you oh let's wrestle in |
0:30.4 | the mud I don't know how this is land. I it's not landing great in my head right now. |
0:35.4 | Okay be careful because I might cry. You make me think I might be gay. |
0:44.0 | It's the Jersey honey. I don't know what it is. |
0:46.0 | Every time I... |
0:47.0 | Let me tell you about hockey. |
0:48.0 | This... |
0:49.0 | I'm not gay. |
0:51.0 | I've been through this. I dated a woman I tried to be gay it didn't take it was too many voice memos I couldn't when was this um |
0:59.1 | January oh so fresh yeah well, hold on last January. Oh, sorry. |
1:04.4 | Still extremely fresh. Yeah, we were fresh lesbians, too. |
1:07.6 | Maybe I could be a lesbian, maybe I could date a woman, I can't date a woman who's messy. |
1:11.6 | Oh, okay. I can't do which women are not many. I've found those are the ones that are attracted to the double burgo over here. That's what I attract. I attract a woman that's like mommy mommy and it was just like is this a wet and wild |
1:23.6 | glitter nail polish from 82 like I feel like we can throw this out I spend most of my |
1:27.9 | time being a closet organizer wow I love that yeah so what okay not a closet it's a museum that you're |
1:35.0 | Yeah, so what? Okay, not a closet. It's a museum. Okay. We are in a museum currently so well, so you got all the way down the line with her that you were clean I want to do that too. Okay. We're doing Chris cross apples all. Yeah, yeah we are. We did it. Okay, nailed it. So, so. I love that what we do for a living we can just like sit cross like it. |
1:49.0 | He he he he. I was in her house and I was just like you can't live this way like I can't be |
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