Lisa Curry's Bait Shop, Joe Kwaczala's Fishing Pole, Alison's Salad Bar
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 July 2020
⏱️ 93 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Lisa Curry is here and she knows a lot about live bait and foot basins. Joe Kwaczala returns and he's trying to convince us a comfortable futon exists. I'm barely showering and Tony trusts his tongs. Plus Just Me Or Everyone!
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the plague week 16 of the |
| 0:07.8 | Allison Rosen is your best friend show tonight. |
| 0:10.6 | Allison welcomes a guest. |
| 0:12.2 | She's a comedian and writer whose credits include You Up with Nikki Blazer and the Jim |
| 0:16.2 | Jeffery show. |
| 0:17.5 | It's Lisa Curry. |
| 0:18.8 | And he's a comedian who's been living off the groceries. |
| 0:21.6 | His girlfriend's roommate left behind, which he fled from Montana, which was nice at |
| 0:25.1 | first, but now they're down to just stale peeps and cheap rosé. |
| 0:28.4 | And he's starting to hallucinate having pajama parties in the real housewives. |
| 0:31.9 | It's joke with Zala. |
| 0:33.3 | Cone Zone is here to have drinks with the next person he finds on chat roulette. |
| 0:36.9 | I'm resident Daniel San Hop inside the inflatable love pool and say, Marco, to your new best friend, |
| 0:41.7 | Allison Rosen. |
| 0:43.7 | Allison Rosen. |
| 0:44.7 | Allison Rosen. |
| 0:45.7 | Allison Rosen is your best friend. |
| 0:48.7 | Allison. |
| 0:49.7 | Allison. |
| 0:50.7 | Allison. |
| 0:51.7 | We've got to get time to hurry. |
| 0:54.7 | Allison Rosen. |
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