Lisa Barlow on Trial and Cucumbers Below Deck (Part 1 of 2)(RHOSLC Full Recap)

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4.6 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

What's up Bros? What an episode. The still of LB sitting at the end of the dock is art. In part one of our recap, the ladies head to the yacht to join the Below Deck crew w/ Captain Jason. Bronwyn is joining later as she is figuring out how to handle the recent headlines. The other ladies are curious about it as well. Heather has had it with LB and trying to defend her and it feels like the rest of the ladies are too. They discuss Lisa without her present to try and figure out how they want to deal with the situation. Is she the one behind all the rumors and nastiness? Brittani shows off her Jared voiced stuffed animal and the Below Deck crew is on a side quest to figure out who owns this cucumber... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi bald, it's me, Trixie Mattel, skinny legend and board certified HVAC Somalié.
0:05.5	And me, Katia Zamalachikova, the sweatiest creature in showbiz reminding you to subscribe to the
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0:15.0	celebrity impression tutorials, and a television show I recently watched that I'll base my
0:20.0	entire personality on for six weeks.
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0:27.8	We also chat about boobs and movies and wigs and stuff, which is obviously the public service part of the podcast.
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0:51.6	I'm sure we're going to jinx it at some point because of the high lauding that we're doing for this show.
0:57.2	But I will say this.
0:59.0	This may be one of the best seasons I've ever seen thus far.
1:04.0	I think they missed an opportunity by not having the below-deck version of this episode right after.
1:10.3	Oh, they didn't?
1:11.1	No.
1:11.7	Yeah.
1:12.0	What do they do?
1:13.1	Come on, Bravo.
1:14.4	Bros and shows.
1:15.7	Bros and shows.
1:16.8	I got to have me my pros and shows.
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