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Life is Short with Justin Long

LIS(er): RIP Pee-wee, Manatee Penis, and Whistle Pigs 🥩

Life is Short with Justin Long

Wondery

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.89.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

The guys discuss the sad passing and the legacy of Pee-wee Herman (aka Paul Reubens), who was a huge influence on their childhood. Justin shares the hilarious People article with a headline about how he and Kate ate rancid meat (slow news day much?), then he brings us a disturbing story about manatee behavior. We read a letter from Becky in Michigan who has a possible solution for Justin’s groundhog (aka whistle pig) problem. Finally, we hear a voicemail from Amy about how Christian is actually not a Millennial and she ends with a truly disgusting WYR about farts (that might end up in People Magazine).

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0:00.0

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0:13.9

I got my Joe, which is a little lukewarm now. I got my Todd look. Oh yeah, Iced Todd the remnants of a Christian

0:19.3

I've been talking for a little bit about

0:22.4

Sometimes we talk off podcast and

0:24.8

And now I'm realizing that the coffee has worked its way to my bladder system. Well, it's almost time for a break because we're in the cold open. So that's the good news.

0:33.7

Oh, that's great. So that's good. So let's do our that's that's tease. Let's tease it up. What's on your short list?

0:39.8

I want to talk about something that happened at our place that we know very well. Moat Marine the moat aquarium in Sarasota, Florida.

0:47.7

It's both

0:49.9

tragic and there isn't an element of and not comedy, but curiosity about what happened. And I will explain when I talk about also I want to talk about the phenomenon phenomenon of bad parts of good songs and good parts of bad songs. I was thinking about

1:06.6

Sorry, I like that. Okay, I want to talk about mine's a little sad today because it's a sad day for me. Sad day for a lot of people in this world. I think P we heard

1:16.7

And I want to yeah, I want to talk about P we and speaking of Sarasota. He grew up in Sarasota. I don't know if that's right. Oh, man. Now I feel like

1:25.9

There's some tragedy in this show, but let's try to as P we would do he would bring it up. I mean, he was just so delightful and I can't wait to talk about him. Good. Me too. Okay.

1:36.7

Should we go. Let's do the show. Let's. Let's. Oh, no, no, wait. What is it?

1:44.4

Okay. Okay, let's do the show.

1:48.5

You're listening. Oh, slappy. Oh, it quickly went from an homage to an insult.

1:53.7

Life could be a dream. Life could be a dream. Oh, you're listening to life is shorter and we are your host Justin in Christian.

2:24.2

Okay, I emptied my bladder and I filled up my Joe. I could tell you have a different lightness to you right now. Yeah, isn't that funny. Change is everything. I was talking to somebody about that the other day. They said, um, oh, it was Dr. Pinsky. Shout out to

2:41.9

Atcher Pinsky are great chiropractor. Southport chiropractic shout out. We had driven from Massachusetts down to our hometown where I grew up in Fairfield.

2:51.6

And Kate was going to see him for an adjustment and she ran to the bathroom. She went to the bathroom first because we both had to pee.

2:58.8

And so I I'm sitting there, we're standing there kind of shifting around with my full bladder and he said, how's it going? I was like, oh, good, good, you know, and I realized and I was struggling, you know, and then she came out of the bathroom and she had a different energy. And so I ran to the bathroom. And when I as I was peeing, I was thinking, um, when I have to pee or anything else when I have a natural

3:21.2

urge that I haven't fulfilled, it's so hard to engage in small talk because all your thinking is and all I wanted to say one when he was like, how's it going?

3:29.3

I just wanted to say, I have to pee. I have to pee. I have to pee. I have to pee. I have to pee. Unless it's something really dramatic and less like, oh my god, we hit it. We hit a moose on the way home, you know, unless something crazy happened. Then I then that would supersede the need to pee.

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