Don't talk to me about heroes, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome to the football ramble. I'm Marcus and you're here. Isn't that lovely?

Jim's here also. Hello, Luke's here. All right. He completes us. Yes, I do.

He always does. Now then, former Chelsea man, Adrian Muto.

Oh, Adrian Muto, we do love you. He could be featuring on a Snoop Dogg video soon.

That's exciting. Who from the world of football do you think would make a good height man?

A good height man. Yeah. I would go with, I mean, presumably, presumably, this is my own height man.

Yes. In my rap career, which would come to you later.

I'd go with Cloud McElaylee, just because he's a sort of player that provides a platform

for others to do well without getting in the way, you know, so much.

You make him as like he's there. Yeah, exactly. And that is going to happen.

If I'm rapping, he would be called MC Safety Net.

He would, absolutely. Yeah. Whereas I'd be citizen-cained.

I don't even remember the World Cup video tonight.

That's good, dude. Would you let him do a track in the encore?

Oh, absolutely. Yeah, yeah, definitely.

Do you remember he was given the penalty on the last day of the season in injury time

when Chelsea had already won the league? Yeah.

And it was an awful penalty to keep a safety that he stabbed in the rebuild.

He tackled it in. Yeah, that's right.

We did what he would have wanted. Yeah, that's right.

It was actually a lovely way for Chelsea to end the season.

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