Lip Balm For Your Eyes (Airdate 4/3/2023)
Bob & Sheri
Now! Media | Bob & Sheri
4.8 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2023
⏱️ 84 minutes
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Summary
The Human Life Span.
Lip Balm on Your Eyes?
Morons in the News.
Small Plates.
The Gift Card Scam.
Everyone Needs a Laugh.
Bob’s Stuffing His Face with Lettuce.
Talkback Callers.
The High Maintenance Man.
Can You Believe This S***?
The Greatest Female TV Characters.
From the Vault.
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| 0:00.0 | Hard decisions call for hard solutions. |
| 0:03.2 | And they aren't too hard asses ready to step in and take charge. |
| 0:07.5 | The Bob and Cherry show. |
| 0:09.4 | With Bob, who's more tight and white than me? |
| 0:11.7 | And Sherry. |
| 0:12.5 | What's little daddy going to do for his kinky mama? |
| 0:15.5 | And now from the Palatial Bob and Cherry studios, it's Bob and Cherry. |
| 0:24.6 | Did you guys see the news story? It's been kicking around my feed for a few days. And hey, everybody, let's kick off a new work week about the human |
| 0:30.9 | lifespan that people who are alive right now could live to be 140. And I know what Max is going to say. Go ahead, Max. |
| 0:41.0 | I don't want to. I don't want to live to be 140. And I don't want to live to be 140. We're not |
| 0:46.5 | supposed to live that long. I hear people say that all the time, you know, and it, I don't know, |
| 0:52.5 | it's, it's a little disturbing because it assumes |
| 0:56.5 | that if you're living to 140, that you're going to have like 60 years where you just feel |
| 1:01.7 | miserable. But maybe, you know, because you are living that long, you've, the science or lifestyle |
| 1:09.5 | has changed to the point where you feel okay, you know, |
| 1:13.0 | up until like 130 or something. |
| 1:16.6 | There's, the article said that because of improvements in nutrition and health care and |
| 1:23.8 | and all of that sort of stuff since World War II, that a person who was born in like 1940 |
| 1:29.6 | has a 50-50 chance of living to be 125 |
| 1:33.3 | right now just based on that. |
| 1:36.9 | A person born in 1970, |
| 1:39.8 | a man born in 1970 could be 141. |
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