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Bob & Sheri

Lip Balm For Your Eyes (Airdate 4/3/2023)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

The Human Life Span.

Lip Balm on Your Eyes?

Morons in the News.

 

Small Plates.

The Gift Card Scam.

Everyone Needs a Laugh.

Bob’s Stuffing His Face with Lettuce.

 

Talkback Callers.

The High Maintenance Man.

Can You Believe This S***?

 

The Greatest Female TV Characters.

From the Vault.

 

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0:00.0

Hard decisions call for hard solutions.

0:03.2

And they aren't too hard asses ready to step in and take charge.

0:07.5

The Bob and Cherry show.

0:09.4

With Bob, who's more tight and white than me?

0:11.7

And Sherry.

0:12.5

What's little daddy going to do for his kinky mama?

0:15.5

And now from the Palatial Bob and Cherry studios, it's Bob and Cherry.

0:24.6

Did you guys see the news story? It's been kicking around my feed for a few days. And hey, everybody, let's kick off a new work week about the human

0:30.9

lifespan that people who are alive right now could live to be 140. And I know what Max is going to say. Go ahead, Max.

0:41.0

I don't want to. I don't want to live to be 140. And I don't want to live to be 140. We're not

0:46.5

supposed to live that long. I hear people say that all the time, you know, and it, I don't know,

0:52.5

it's, it's a little disturbing because it assumes

0:56.5

that if you're living to 140, that you're going to have like 60 years where you just feel

1:01.7

miserable. But maybe, you know, because you are living that long, you've, the science or lifestyle

1:09.5

has changed to the point where you feel okay, you know,

1:13.0

up until like 130 or something.

1:16.6

There's, the article said that because of improvements in nutrition and health care and

1:23.8

and all of that sort of stuff since World War II, that a person who was born in like 1940

1:29.6

has a 50-50 chance of living to be 125

1:33.3

right now just based on that.

1:36.9

A person born in 1970,

1:39.8

a man born in 1970 could be 141.

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