Welcome to Linolium Knife.

We didn't do the theme music this week because people kept complaining that it was too loud and we were too quiet.

And I don't know how to fix it yet, but when I fix it, we'll have music again.

And when he fixes it, we'll also be in not only your left ear, but also your right ear.

Well, let's not get crazy ahead of ourselves.

No, we're going to fix that. Because no one should listen to this if it's going to keep on just being their left ear. I'm going to fix that too, but you know, one thing at a time.

It needs to be in both the ears. We're getting there. It's a learning process.

It's going to be in both your ears. And you are observing it as it happens, you early adopters

of linoleum knife. Across the table for me is Dave White, film critic for movies.com.

And that's Alamza Derelde.

Movie line DVD columnist and other things.

And the author of the book, no, the author of the book one no the author of the book

have yourself a movie little chris you're the worst you can't remember a damn

thing i do you just cash my checks i i cash my own checks they go all of them go to the same

corporation name if i'm not mistaken.

And so he's the author of Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas.

That's the most important thing you need to know about him.

He's the author of Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas, and he is the movieline.com.

DVD editor.

And every day he's writing something new about some DVD that you should at least be reading

if you're not going to end up watching it anyway because he's super entertaining and all that.

Thank you.

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